husband

a man who wants to rule your world , tell you what to think when to think it , he also will dirty up more dishes , clothes , and the house in general thus adding 75 % more to your work load. he expects you to work a job outside the home and then work at home half the nite while he watches t.v then at bedtime he expects you to turn into sex kitten. In short he is about useless.

just an a burden that you really dont need what with all the newest sex toys out there >>> you can replace him with no problem yea ha!!!!!

by gwyn hart February 22, 2005

husband

lazy, selfish and prefers porn as its less emotional

a reason why vibrators were invented

by Little Bitch April 24, 2004

husband

a male who hates to love you and loves to hate you.

by maria fernandez August 18, 2003

Husband

Something you don't have so you'll look it up here

I love my husband

by Bodybuilder October 16, 2020

husband

Adjective-Synonymous with Kleenex tissue:
Soft,
Strong and disposable.

Man, that dildo was husband.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

husband

a meal ticket, a female tends to use him for his money...

so are we going shopping? oh i need to talk to my husband first

by supercalifragialisticexpealidcous October 6, 2004

husband

someone you marry whether it is a man or woman

my hubby is now my hubby husband

by I AM ME ME IS I October 22, 2011