A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.
1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.
2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
by crazycyrax March 5, 2009
Devo, you look like shit man. Yeah, I had a rough one last night. Pounded 'er back all night dude, really. Yeah definitely hurtin' for certain. Ouuuuuu
by battletoad12 August 9, 2010
This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.
Toby: I need a good fuck.
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.
Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.
by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006
by hdjgwudn May 30, 2003
A Box Of Hurtin Is The 2nd Level On The Hurtin Scale One Level Up From The Popular Hurtin Unit. A Box Of Hurtin Has 12 Hurtin Units In It
Me: Have You Talked To Will Lately Man???
Friend: Yeah Man, He's Going Out With Chrissy Now Dude
Me:Oh, That Must Make Him "A Box Of Hurtin"
Friend: Yeah Man, He's Going Out With Chrissy Now Dude
Me:Oh, That Must Make Him "A Box Of Hurtin"
by Bhask December 7, 2010
Ashly you better get your Hurtin Ass on.
Man, Daleesha sure is Hurtin.
Fuck these dirty Hurtin ass hoes
Man, Daleesha sure is Hurtin.
Fuck these dirty Hurtin ass hoes
by Trap Or Die November 3, 2005