hurtbutt 

See butthurt; formed by reversal of the parts of a compound due to weakening of the original from excessive repetition.

OP: "My boyfriend didn't call me and today's our three-month anniversary. I'm gonna break up with him!"
Anonymous: "Lots of hurtbutt in this thread."

hurtbutt by Failure McGee August 5, 2011

hurlbutt 

Another name for a douche.

Hey blob, stop being a hurlbutt.

hurlbutt by Juice Peppers September 3, 2003

Hurlbutt 

After a night of drinking and tacos, its at that point when your butt hurls in a spastic manner.

Dude, i gotta hurlbutt......what?? my ass is gonna piss, i need to hurlbutt!!

Hurlbutt by Skinfluteo July 7, 2010

hurlbutted 

To be led to believe you will get something at a job (usually a bonus, raise, promotion..), but get the rug pulled out from under you last minute.

-You work O.T. all month for the promised labor bonus, but not told til the 28th day you didn't fill out a form right on the 2nd day, so there'd be no bonus. Your co-worker says, "Damn, you've been hurlbutted."
or
-You work your ass off for a promised promotion, then, last minute, the job is given to a drunk from another store. I say to you, "Sorry you got hurlbutted. Is there anything I can do?"

hurlbutted by ThunderGirl69 August 25, 2010

Hurlbutting 

An aggressive form of anal, Commonly preformed by jackwagons

Tj just got done hurlbutting Alexis, she's having trouble walking now

Hurlbutting by 7smallcats July 16, 2014

hurt butt strut

When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.

Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.

hurt butt strut by Big Daddy Koon July 2, 2017