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hurlbutted 

To be led to believe you will get something at a job (usually a bonus, raise, promotion..), but get the rug pulled out from under you last minute.
-You work O.T. all month for the promised labor bonus, but not told til the 28th day you didn't fill out a form right on the 2nd day, so there'd be no bonus. Your co-worker says, "Damn, you've been hurlbutted."
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-You work your ass off for a promised promotion, then, last minute, the job is given to a drunk from another store. I say to you, "Sorry you got hurlbutted. Is there anything I can do?"
hurlbutted by ThunderGirl69 August 25, 2010
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hurlbutt 

Hey blob, stop being a hurlbutt.
hurlbutt by Juice Peppers September 3, 2003
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Hurlbutt 

After a night of drinking and tacos, its at that point when your butt hurls in a spastic manner.
Dude, i gotta hurlbutt......what?? my ass is gonna piss, i need to hurlbutt!!
Hurlbutt by Skinfluteo July 7, 2010

Hurlbutting 

An aggressive form of anal, Commonly preformed by jackwagons
Tj just got done hurlbutting Alexis, she's having trouble walking now
Hurlbutting by 7smallcats July 16, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008