A moderately sized city in Northern Alabama. If you are looking to relocate here or visit, please don't - I warn you it's a shithole. If you are traveling through the South, be sure to avoid Huntsville at all costs. And just like almost every city in Alabama; this one is far worse- but the city pf Huntsville AL is an absolute shithole; along with Chattanooga, Tennessee. (but Huntsville is far worse than even 'Nooga.) The city is full of Protestant Christian douches (rednecks) who are Centrists but ironically vote more Democrat than Republican. (liberal christian redneck types - but not smart enough to be Libertarians. - Just the Democrat/Republican bottom-feeding types.) And just like Chattanooga, lots of the white people here are wiggers and act black and listen to Southern Hip Hop only to want to look cool, to their black friends.
It's filled with shitty and super annoying college football lovers (i.e. "Alabama Roll Tide") bandwagoners. Who often wear Roll-tide Tshirts to make themselves look cool while they bash LSU and Louisiana. Basically, it's like a college city of pseudo-educated hick douchebags; filled with a hint of both nasty Liberal elitism and Southern redneckism. A wannabe New England town, stark in-between Buttfuck nowhere Appalachian South.
It's filled with shitty and super annoying college football lovers (i.e. "Alabama Roll Tide") bandwagoners. Who often wear Roll-tide Tshirts to make themselves look cool while they bash LSU and Louisiana. Basically, it's like a college city of pseudo-educated hick douchebags; filled with a hint of both nasty Liberal elitism and Southern redneckism. A wannabe New England town, stark in-between Buttfuck nowhere Appalachian South.
Huntsville, Alabama is where self-hating Liberal white trash go to look V.I.P. and sophisticated in a Southern state. The whole place is snooty and full of fake people (transplants) who just moved there to look civilized and cool. The people (especially the women here) are usually average to ugly in terms of looks, but a lot of the women are sluts and swingers.
It is basically a city of people (transplants) that couldn't afford to live in more richer or fancier cities in the South, like Asheville, Atlanta or Knoxville. The suckier people. etc
It is basically a city of people (transplants) that couldn't afford to live in more richer or fancier cities in the South, like Asheville, Atlanta or Knoxville. The suckier people. etc
by hexaGonmeN December 26, 2018
=dumb
Melissa and Laurie: What are you doing this weekend, Chris?
Chris: I'm going home to Huntsville
Melissa and Laurie: Wow you're a fuckface
Chris: I'm going home to Huntsville
Melissa and Laurie: Wow you're a fuckface
by secretgirl92 October 12, 2011
To quickly chug the remainder of your glass of beer when someone offers to top you off from their pitcher. This is done to get those extra few sips at the cost of being a douchebag. Term originated at Finnegans Pub in Huntsville AL.
Tourist in bar 1: Hey let me top off your glass. *grabs pitcher*
Local drunk: Wait a sec. *chugs his half-filled glass*
Local drunk: OK, go ahead.
Tourist in bar 1: ...
Tourist in bar 2: Huntsville topoff!
Local drunk: Wait a sec. *chugs his half-filled glass*
Local drunk: OK, go ahead.
Tourist in bar 1: ...
Tourist in bar 2: Huntsville topoff!
by S C O T T March 29, 2008
When a man pulls out, nuts on the inner thigh of the woman, then proceeds to use his penis as a hockey stick to hit it back in her vagina.
"We're trying to have a baby, but I forgot and pulled out so I had to do the Huntsville Hockshot to try and salvage the situation."
by Dar-B March 22, 2013
Huntsville is a city in Alabama that is infected with Herpes, HIV, syphilis gonorrhea, bald headed hoes and broke ninjas. Everybody Call you son smokes mid
by The math guy September 12, 2018
When a professor is denied tenure and exacts revenge by shooting up the department and/or the administration with whom they worked.
The biology professor was awarded tenure because the department was afraid she was crazing enough that she'd be going Huntsville.
by ksmanning February 17, 2010
Shot. one part tequila, one part whiskey, one part red bull.
Derived in northern Ontario, in the small town of Huntsville.
Derived in northern Ontario, in the small town of Huntsville.
I'll have two huntsville hammerbombs barkeep.
by Googley-Eyed Gary August 6, 2010