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Hagsville: Ugly, disgusting, unattractive, grotesque.
Context:
Cher: “Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?”
Christian: “Hagsville.”
hagsville by STARGATE65 March 2, 2018

huntsville 

Possibly the most EXCITING place in alabama.
First of all there is a hill there. Second of all, there are giant rockets on it that you can see from miles away. Also there are a zillion chain resturants and many mighty fine office parks. There is even (dun, dun, DUNNN!) an art museum in downtown. And, just wait until Christmastime when 12-ft tall lighted figurines pepper the residential neighborhoods with their awesome, albeit unnerving, glow of holiday cheer. Yee hohoho!!!!
Huntsville is like New Jersey, except in the South. So, basically, the radio stations are worse and the roads are better.
huntsville by creaternity May 2, 2006

Hurstville 

A suburb in the St George region of Southern Sydney. Hurstville is also home to a lot of multi-cultural residents. Also known for its' Westfields shopping centre.
"Yes, there is some great shopping at Hurstville"
"OmG bRo0o LyK LEtz gO DwN huRziiii DiiZ weKEnD!! RoFLL"
Hurstville by ho792743 October 5, 2006

Huntsvilled 

v. - Getting so drunk or obliterated that it leads to a series of unlikely, dangerous, and potentially illegal events that could only happen in Huntsville, TX.
Jordan - Dude What happened last night?

Andrei - I don't know man, it's a long story. I'll give you the abridged version.

Jordan - Never mind. You got Huntsvilled didn't you?

Andrei - Yeah...
Huntsvilled by jmm036 December 17, 2009

Huntsville Topoff 

To quickly chug the remainder of your glass of beer when someone offers to top you off from their pitcher. This is done to get those extra few sips at the cost of being a douchebag. Term originated at Finnegans Pub in Huntsville AL.
Tourist in bar 1: Hey let me top off your glass. *grabs pitcher*
Local drunk: Wait a sec. *chugs his half-filled glass*
Local drunk: OK, go ahead.
Tourist in bar 1: ...
Tourist in bar 2: Huntsville topoff!

Hinesville GA 

The most depressing town you will ever live in.

Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."

Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."

The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.

The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.

The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.

The male population is also none of the above.
Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."

Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."

Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."
Hinesville GA by FoxTr0t October 22, 2010