humt 

To defecate, from the sound made by those who are constipated and are attempting to speed the defecation process.

I'll meet you guys at the basketball court in 15 minutes. I have to take a humt.

humt by Pete January 30, 2004

humtwt

Humtwt is used by many cat accounts on Twitter. it uses poor grammar as if a cat has written it.

Fern: Here look at the most funniest humtwt ever!
Lenny: Wow that's so funny!

humtwt by Toriissad December 23, 2022

Humthelasttunious 

Humthelasttunious

Humthelasttunious is the syndrome when a song gets stuck in your mind and you can't move on. Humthelasttunious can be catchy and passed on like a communicable disease. Fortunately, it's effects are not long lasting. Humthelasttunious can cause others to degrade their opinions of your value in society if stuck on a terrible song.

Contraindications include dry mouth, needless smiles, glazed appearance and headache.

Humthelasttunious by JojoeDrums4Ever July 7, 2023

humture 

humture is a contracted word:
human-nature

-She like sick people, this is in her humture :/

humture by tdlr June 30, 2005

Humtwiddlyday 

A lost day between timezones. When you spend 24 hours travelling but it is still the same day when you arrive.

I flew to 'merica last week, curse that Humtwiddlyday.

Humtwiddlyday by JjjjjjllJoePanther66 April 3, 2019

humter

idk willow said it 💯

probably meants fanny

your a humter
(your a fanny)

humter by bevvaa February 26, 2023