Humplich Maneuver

Giving someone the Heimlich Maneuver, but also having sex with them before attempting to stop them from choking

The hot blonde across the restuarant started choking so I gave her the Humplich Maneuver.....Marie now wants a divorce, but I saved the blonde's life!

Humplich Maneuver by nacron122 February 21, 2010

humplicated

adj. A word used to describe situations and individuals that have complications resulting from the act of sex, aka. humping.

My friends John and Leslie are swingers, but Leslie has jealousy issues. They're marriage is so humplicated.

humplicated by Brennan F. April 13, 2005

humpdick  

when a man's penis instantly starts humping at the sight of a woman's breast.

Jon got a humpdick last saturday when he walked passed Angie.

humpdick by Margret Stone January 1, 2009

humplicated

When a friendship gets complicated by sex

Things got humplicated last night, and now I have no idea if we're friends.

humplicated by f0rg3 July 7, 2010

Humpkickelery 

Humpkickelery is the term used when you want to say how utterly ridiculous something is but want to keep it PG Family Friendly.

Josh "So then I went to him and beat the fuck out of them"

David "That is absolute humpkickelery"

Humpkickelery by BigBoiKefla November 8, 2018