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humpbump 

I can define 'humpbump', but Urban Dictionary would refuse to publish it for no adequately explained reason. Again.

Apparently, correct spelling, acceptable grammar and a modicum of wit generally fails to "make the cut".

And yes, I have viewed extensive UD entries to gauge what material might be considered acceptable. Given the overall level of scholarship displayed in this *outstanding* specimen of vernacular lexicography, I suspect that any further submissions may need to be made using human faeces smeared on a tattered brown paper bag.

Thank you, and good-night. :p
humpbump: (n.) A prominent mons veneris.
humpbump by Bugzapper October 10, 2013
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Humpdump 

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.
Humpdump in your mouth yo!
Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004
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Humpburp 

Humpburp is so cool! He's swagaid.
Humpburp by DEkicuser June 20, 2021

humpdump 

The act of following these steps:

1) Ask a hot girl out.
2) Fuck her.
3) Dump her.
Hey man! I gave Courtney the good old humpdump!
humpdump by johnr69 March 24, 2009

Bus Stop HumpBumper 

shaggin someone up the gaffer whilst using an adult return ticket and drinking a bottle of JD.
"i was once a bus stop humpbumper, now im married to elton"

Humpbumps 

The new CDC-approved name for Monkeypox.
My friend Jeff got humpbumps from a rave in Chicago
Humpbumps by Jawwnny August 19, 2022