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1. hump bumper
The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.
I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.
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by AugDog Aug 15, 2006 share this add a video