Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.
Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it
by jewmoney808 January 5, 2016
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'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..
" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"
by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020
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Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.
by amirfekr September 29, 2015
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A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.
Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.
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