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1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks.
2. A blowjob 1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed.
2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night. |
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More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls. Your mom gives great hummers.
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1. A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummer's are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two version's H2 and H1.
2. A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ I got a hummer in my Hummer the other day.
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n. what you and all the other soccer moms will have to start doing to pay the gas bill for your ginormous SUV. Pucker up, beeyotch.
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A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation. My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.
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No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.
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A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol. "Rick just bought that big hummer. Rumor has it he has a micro-penis."
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A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel. Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."
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