Human condom 

The man in a bisexual sex train, who is receiving a penis in his buttox, and has his penis in the woman's vagina. The man in the middle is therefore acting as both a profilactic and a barrier from any STDs the woman might possess. Additionally if the "human condom" preforms his function well enough, the rearward male's forward thrusts will be translated unencumbered through the human condom. -- NOTE: the person acting as the human condom does not violate the sanctity of marriage nor is engaging in homosexual behavior because he is merely acting as a vessel for the sex organs of the parties involved that are not the human condom.

Tom, come over here I need you as a human condom. That chick looks like she's got herpes so I'm gonna fuck her with your dick.

Human condom by Urban_Vocabulary June 18, 2017

Human condom 

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

Human condom by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

human condom 

A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.

An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.

A woman of little or no value.

*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.

Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.

human condom by Scotters August 13, 2007

human condom 

Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm

human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...

human condom by Brettimus January 15, 2007

Human condom 

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

Human condom by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023

Hyman condo 

A building in gta vice city named after a part of a womans genitalia. Named as a joke by the chaps at Rockstar entertainment.

"I entered the Hyman Condo"

Hyman condo by Sexual bob February 6, 2005