A rare male species typically growing up to a weight of 65 pounds. 0.01% of their body mass is dedicated to their genitalia. This beast will assert his dominance over other predatorial creatures by spitting on his prey, the
chicken finger. Hughbertos share a common ancestor with the relatively harmless critter, the Duck, but the two should not be confused. If you come in sight of a Hughberto, call
Animal Control immediately. They cannot be
domesticated, but find their home in the wild.