Top Definition
noun - An unofficial language delegated to people who type at prodigious speeds during the furious creation of an e-mail, Sadly, people fluent in the language typically do not possess the actual technical skill to type coherently. They also have not heard of spell check.
hudspeak example
i got a cowlick on ur forehead, smell like pee and have 2 HUGE fromt teeth?
translation
Do you happen to have a cowlick styled haircut, have an aroma similar to urine and do you possibily also have 2 larger then average anterior incisors? If that's true then you are very similar to my guinea pig.
by DGotto February 22, 2006

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