"Huckabee;" that moment when you think you're going to spit, but because of premature ejaculation and damn breathing you're forced to swallow.
"The other night at the glory hole I was going to spit, but the John on the other side totally Huckabeed me; I thought I was gonna hurl"
by pammywhammy January 4, 2015
an everyday type of good guy. a good ol' boy with gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops Walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor passive aggressive. if you're real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipsters voted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. WE ARE REAL.
mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. We, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i'd call him a real gangsta.
by eazy-x February 19, 2008
An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.
Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019
1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
by AntiGop March 3, 2021
a sweet, funny, and charming movie about a young man's search to discover the meaning of life. in short, an existential comedy of sheer brilliance.
Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
by Indiefox August 11, 2005
by Byebyetrump May 30, 2019
The elusive Huckabee lies inside of the female panties. It likes to eat sausage, but it chews really hard. It's face acts as many things, most used as an eye and a mouth.
by Teal-Tammy April 7, 2018