The nasty cough someone has after coming to Humboldt County. Results from the ever-present dampness and mold, as well as taking massive bong hits of the finest weed California has to offer.
Jim: (Continuously coughing for a few minutes) Damn, I've had this really bad cough for days.
Tony: Just moved to Arcata, right?
Jim: Yeah.
Tony: That's that Humboldt Hack man. Shit never goes away.
Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.
Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...
A person from or residing in Humboldt County, CA and living the North Coast hippie lifestyle. Humboldtians are calm, nurturing people who are somewhat oblivious to the outside world and are all about supporting their local community. A Humboldtian is typically white, works on a local farm or buys veggies from the farmers market, and dresses like they shop in a thrift store of clothes from the 1990's. Humboldtian students are passionate about biology, natural resources, and art and value weirdness and uniqueness above all else. Humboldtians care so much about the environment that they get upset when the temperature is above 70 degrees because "it's not good for the area."
"She makes her own soap, raises goats, volunteers at the farm, and she never gets angry...she's a true Humboldtian."
"I met a cute Humboldtian at the barn dance - he's in a bluegrass band."
"Did you see all the Humboldtians playing bongo drums during the kinetic sculpture race?"
(V) To smoke pot with no regard to conservation. To only burn and inhale the resin and hair off of a marijuana bud and then dispose of the remaining green matter.
"Ray had such quality and quantity that he would only "Humboldt burn" his weed.