Alex, you had 3 shots of Jager, 8 bud lights, and topped it off with 3 pull down your pink panties. You were hozzled.
by yellercap May 13, 2005
A fat overwight lebanese man , who eats large amounts of food far too fast, typically such a creature will have massive amounts of hair growing from places that which the normal man has never heard tell.
"That guy's eating his food so fast there's no possible way he's enjoying it! "
" He must be a Hozzle!"
" He must be a Hozzle!"
by Brissy23 March 12, 2010
by Mark Moore September 22, 2004
by beely March 30, 2015
by Hozzler January 22, 2015