houst 

To houst is to side-hustle, to make more of your life and to choose your own path by using your own assets and ingenuity.

Dale was tired of the daily grind at the office, so he started to houst instead. Now he's earned enough, he just rides bikes in Thailand.

houst by LordAngus January 28, 2020

houst 

(v. adj.) dif.- to school badly, beat up, rule over, destory, ran sacked, tanked, and etc.

He got housted at the bar last night. Dav just got housted at P. Tanks. The Lakers got housted by Houston. I am going to houst you!!!

houst by Lcpl Norwood August 27, 2005

Kev Houst Style 

One of the most rediculous ways to wear a baseball hat. The hat must be perched on the top of your head.

It's kev houst style day today at the ballpark

Kev Houst Style by Andrew.. March 11, 2010

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Houston Handshake 

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Houston Jones 

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

Houston Jones by Houston Jones June 22, 2019