A common misconception among men, regarding the care and concern a woman does not really feel about the house falling down around them!
Ex. "If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it" the smiling housewife said.
by Mossleigh November 14, 2013
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to penetrate someone using a broom or a mop
Man i got with this girl last night and i housewifed that hoe
by ale van April 22, 2008
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Woman who take care of duty's for all men in her house including cooking cleaning and sex every night
Yeah guys she's the wife for our house. We all fuck her housewife pussy
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The act of putting a vacuum cleaner on your dick on the sick setting while wearing an apron and doing household chores
Ever since my wife left me last year I've been doing the housewife every Thursday to keep the house tidy
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A good little bitch who has been correctly taught that she is lesser than the man of the house. The housewife only leaves the house when necessary (shopping, rare events like a play or fair), spending the majority of the time cleaning, looking after the kids and serving the man (cooking, sex etc)

Whilst the lowly housewife does her simple chores, the man does the important work at his job and taking time for his own pleasure after his hard work, such as watching TV, going to parties and having sex either some random slut, or a female coworker who needs to be taught her place.
"I love the view of Dan's housewife's massive tits when she bends over to do the dishes"
"quick, theirs Dan now, back from fucking his boss's slut daughter, hide!"
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Norman "Nick"'s ideology that he can turn a hoe into a housewife. This is a damn near impossible transformation to make considering the type of girls that are found at the University of Okla(HOE)ma. These OU girls are a different type of hoe, due to this, it is highly likely that she will be a hoe even at age 60 because they crave dick more than anything else in the world.
"I can turn a hoe into a housewife, bitch"-Norman "Nick"
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Also known as Suga from BTS. He goes but many names (Agust D, min suga genius jjang jjang man boong boong, Louis Williams Suga Adams the 3rd, grandpa, 3 dollars, etc.) with his dashing bandana he is able to capture the beaty of a wealthy housewife but make everyone thirsty with his hotness and sick raps. While being successful he also looks after the kids when Jimin is away
Man, i wish i could be a wealthy housewife, just like Suga!
by VIsMaBebe January 29, 2018
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