A Housetom is an extremely whipped man, that is like a lazy tomcat who has been neutered, and is not allowed by his wife or girlfriend to play video games with his homeboys, nor allowed to go to the strip club anymore. He is given permission once in a blue moon to go have "a beer" with his pre-approved and vetted group of equally pussy whipped friends who all have to be home by 9 on Fridays and maybe 10 on Saturdays after some discreet begging.
I would like to go have a beer with my pussy whipped buddy but he has officially become a Housetom, thus his girlfriend censors my calls to his phone. She has labeled me, or any friend of his that is single, as a wildcard due to lack of overbearing girlfriend surveillance.
by Ohboyskies May 7, 2014