3 definitions by Ohboyskies
Not to be confused with Rednexican, a Redneckican is a mullet sporting Redneck, with a dark complexion, who loves to wear gold chains, gold bracelets, and gold eagle belt buckles to complement his his ridiculously tight leather pants, snakeskin boots, and alligator skin cowboy hat. If he was south of the border, or in some hole in the wall biker bar in East L.A. he might be confused for a Narco Trafficker but at your average boot scoot cowboy bar he just looks like a very tan pedophile on the hunt for some barely legal booty.
"That dog'll hunt" screamed the drunk Redneckican after he slapped a giant thong adorned booty on the line dancing floor.
by Ohboyskies May 9, 2014
A Housetom is an extremely whipped man, that is like a lazy tomcat who has been neutered, and is not allowed by his wife or girlfriend to play video games with his homeboys, nor allowed to go to the strip club anymore. He is given permission once in a blue moon to go have "a beer" with his pre-approved and vetted group of equally pussy whipped friends who all have to be home by 9 on Fridays and maybe 10 on Saturdays after some discreet begging.
I would like to go have a beer with my pussy whipped buddy but he has officially become a Housetom, thus his girlfriend censors my calls to his phone. She has labeled me, or any friend of his that is single, as a wildcard due to lack of overbearing girlfriend surveillance.
by Ohboyskies May 7, 2014
Rednexican is a very special breed of Mexican American. They are most commonly known for growing up in the country, usually in mobile homes or single wide trailers, and are familiar with many aspects of rural existence. This may include knowing the lyrics to many country music songs but also every Corrido or Banda song. Skills include: being handy with a weed eater in jean shorts and huaraches; excellent wood chopping abilities without protective gloves; champion bucking hay skills with no fancy hay hooks or hand protection; cooking tortillas on a diesel smudge-pot in the middle of the night; knowing what it means to lock in the front wheels on an older 4x4 truck when your papa is too drunk to drive and the truck is still rolling; good at mudding in orchards or out in the woods; can out run the police in the back country; knows the best spots out in the sticks, or orchards, to have unprotected sex; engine repair with janky tools; milking cows without lubrication; building fences with sticks or rocks; drunken gun standoff's withwhite trash neighbors; bar fights with the local trailer trash, and the list goes on and on.
The Rednexican butchered the old cow out in the front pasture with only an old machete while the new Californian neighbors hurried by in disgust with their Labradoodle.
by Ohboyskies May 9, 2014