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homesitting

Homesitting is the act of staying at home in one's own four walls in order to avoid any social interaction.

Homesitting is often performed by people with social phobia who e.g. order food only at delivery services and everything else on the internet.

If they once do leave the so called 'homeseat' they tend to stay in a safe 3-mile radius so they can easily return in case social interaction gets too much.

A homesitter usually owns a huge flatscreen TV, a very comfy couch and plenty of other electronics in order to make the homeseat as livable as possible.
Come on mate, let's go out, you haven't left the homeseat for weeks, you eventually need to stop homesitting!
homesitting by jehec September 15, 2013
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House-Sitting 

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.
Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!
House-Sitting by snarky56 June 22, 2009

Horseshitting 

It's like saying "are you kidding me" or "are you shitting me", but stronger than those two. Like bullshitting, but with another animal.
Guy: "Barack Obama died 10 minutes ago in an accident."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."
Horseshitting by Andresthejeff November 26, 2013

Housesibling 

Housesibling like a housewife, but a sibling that stays at home and does house chores while the other sibling goes to work everyday.
It's great having a housesibling, dinner's always ready when I get home from work.
Housesibling by LulubeanUG February 5, 2010

HouseRotting 

when you’re not just bedrotting—you’re shuffling from bed to couch to kitchen to bathroom like a cryptid haunting your own home. Maybe you open the fridge five times, forget what you wanted, stare at your phone for hours, and then suddenly it’s nighttime. It’s like bedrotting, but with ✨ environmental variety ✨.

Introverts do it for fun. HouseRotting is when you’re just existing in your space like a sentient dust bunny.
Boy 1: “Hey why haven’t you been going out anymore?”

Boy 2: “Sorry I’ve been houserotting”
HouseRotting by luhvr.222 April 2, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026