New Jersey House Wives

1.A TV reality show about 5 rich women in New Jersey. Caroline--the Boss, Dina-- the hot sister, Jacqueline-- the nice one and sister-in-law of Caroline and Dina, Teresa-- the friend with the mafia-looking husband and Danielle--the whore with all the drama.

2.Women who live in really really big houses and have possible mafia connections. However, they deny all allegations.

3. A group of rich Jersey women

Hey did you catch NEW JERSEY HOUSE WIVES last night?! Caroline is a bad-ass and I think Danielle is afraid of her.

New Jersey House Wives by JerseyJaay July 8, 2009

Wiles house 

The name for a group of 5-7 kicked off frat douches that decide to live in a house together. The results are devastating beyond human comprehension. A group by this name majors in nothing besides purely blacking out like it’s their fucking 9-5 job.

Girl 1: Hey you wanna black out to non- existence with some mediocre frat boys?

Girl 2: fuck yeah! Rev up those fryers and let’s go to wiles house their TV is huge!!

Wiles house by Freezer911 April 1, 2021

Real Housewives of Covid

Another incarnation of the Real Housewives media machine but focusing this time on the psychological suffering, extreme claustrophobia and lack of structure that colors everything everyone in the show attempts to do.

In the last episode of the Real Housewives of COVID, the handsome but agitated patriarch was absentmindedly tying a pretty substantial noose in the background while his daughter, bored shitless and on her rhinestone-studded phone, Zoomed her teen psychotherapy group to combat Covid-induced depression.

Real Housewives of Covid by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020

The Real Housewives of Covid 

A newly created version of the popular TV show, portraying the fear, isolation, child problems and psychological meltdowns that are part of this Pandemic Life.

The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!

The Real Housewives of Covid by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

Real Housewives of Covidville 

Another incarnation of the ultra-successful Real Housewives media machine located in some Anytown, USA, depicting the household dramas, social isolation and warping lack of structure that is causing mental breakdowns all over the country.

In the last exciting episode of the Real Housewives of Covidville, we were left with trying to figure out who had tried to burn the house down in order to get some hunky firemen over to get some kind of real social contact!

Real Housewives of Covidville by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

Real Housewives of Orange County 

Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.

I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?

Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!

Real Housewives of Orange County by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008

The Real Housewives of New Jersey 

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.

Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010