house hotting 

to give a better gift than is sufficient for a house warming

"Here's your house warming gift." "No, it's too good for that; it's a house hotting gift."

house hotting by Una Malachica January 30, 2008

Hitting a House

What happens to idiot longboarders who don't know how to stop when they find a culdesac.

Longboarder #1: "Duddeeeee, did you see Ian's face? He had a neck brace and everything. What happened?"

Longboarder #2: "Lol, I taped the tard hitting a house yesterday. It'll be on Youtube later."

Hitting a House by wordMunzter May 9, 2011

HouseRotting 

when you’re not just bedrotting—you’re shuffling from bed to couch to kitchen to bathroom like a cryptid haunting your own home. Maybe you open the fridge five times, forget what you wanted, stare at your phone for hours, and then suddenly it’s nighttime. It’s like bedrotting, but with ✨ environmental variety ✨.

Introverts do it for fun. HouseRotting is when you’re just existing in your space like a sentient dust bunny.

Boy 1: “Hey why haven’t you been going out anymore?”

Boy 2: “Sorry I’ve been houserotting”

HouseRotting by luhvr.222 April 2, 2025