The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.
Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.
"Becky, please just suck my dick!"
"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"
For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.
"Becky, please just suck my dick!"
"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"
For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.
by Nayr and Nagem November 24, 2008
by Epiwin May 25, 2012
Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023
Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.
Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."
by bizarrechaos August 2, 2010
A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.
by BigThingMailman April 15, 2016
by Brahwhyeven January 15, 2022