5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.

Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

by Nayr and Nagem November 24, 2008

5 hour energy

To have sex for with a hot woman for five hours.

Bro: "Dude you have mad swag today, whats up?"

You: "I had a 5 hour energy the other day."

by Epiwin May 25, 2012

5 hour piss

Piss that gets you through the night

Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

5 Hour Ass-Rape

Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.

Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."

by bizarrechaos August 02, 2010

5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman April 15, 2016

5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024