houfe

1. referring to something petite and classy
2. synonym for classy Asian men, not necessarily petite
3. the quality of being so well-dressed that you must change ties between dinner and dessert

Michael Chung is le petite houfe.

by Madamoiselle LaBelle April 17, 2008

houf

a very fat person who eats about 200 meals a day and swims in diet coke.

look at that houf.

by event54 September 15, 2014

Pulling a Houfe!ni

The act when one consumes so much food they weigh more than the observable universe and collapsing the entire time continuum and turning into a black hole.

Man 1 "Whoa, how is that guy becoming a black hole!?"
Man 2 " Oh, he's just pulling a Houfe!ni."

by Houf!eni December 14, 2024

houf

asking for information specifying something

Guy: "I have bad news."
Girl: "Houf?"

by midorichachacha May 24, 2018