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when a chick is so terrible at giving a blowjob, you spend all of your time telling her how to do it rather than enjoying it
Man I was getting this horrible howjob and it left me with blue balls.
howjob by howjob May 19, 2006
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A type of sexual stimulation to the penis that involves the ear.
"Hey dude, did you get a blowjob from that chick last night?"
"No man, but she gave me the best hortjob ever."
Hortjob by hort_enthusiast January 2, 2021
Hotrob: A person or animal that grossly overestimates his or her own physical attractiveness (in honour of hot guy Robert). This is not meant to be synonymous with narcissist, which is more like excessive self-love. It’s simply a term to describe someone who sees themselves in an overly optimistic light relative to how other people actually perceive them. Example of usage: "It’s hard to believe Craig thinks he’s in Laura’s league. What a hotrob." We may want to include a phonetic treatment as well, to ensure that no one mispronounces it "ho-trob"
Note to the editor: HotRob was a character that was on the radio for some time. He really looks good on the radio and he knows it.

My name is not Robert it is Lon Funk and this was all for fun.
HotRob by Wuzzam July 8, 2010
a handjob and blowjob at the same time.
that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)
hobjob by JL.Levy January 28, 2009
When you are receiving oral sex from an inexperienced individual and have to teach them the proper methods.
Shit dawg, so last night I met this chick at the club. Thought I was gonna be getting a blow job, ended up getting a howjob.
howjob by TurkeyChicken May 17, 2006
when people say Hotobu, they are usually referring to an idiot,
or a uneducated African American.
that Hotobu makes George Bush look smart
Hotobu by awesome by definition September 20, 2009