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when a chick is so terrible at giving a blowjob, you spend all of your time telling her how to do it rather than enjoying it
Man I was getting this horrible howjob and it left me with blue balls.
by howjob May 12, 2006
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When you are receiving oral sex from an inexperienced individual and have to teach them the proper methods.
Shit dawg, so last night I met this chick at the club. Thought I was gonna be getting a blow job, ended up getting a howjob.
by TurkeyChicken May 08, 2006
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