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Hot Dog Mum 

Hot Dog Mum stands for a strong independent woman that loves her life and her dog. She does everything for the wellbeing of her dog but is not ready to lower her lifestyle just because she owns a dog.
Oh look at her, she is a hot dog mum!
Hot Dog Mum by t_i__n___a February 23, 2024

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen. 

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.
Korean celebrity wants to be sexy BTS girlfriend too in let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.

Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning 

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.
Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

hot mumford

same as the "classic" mumford except your partner farts while locking under they're ass.
dude, i gave my girl a "hot mumford" last night and it smelled so bad she almost passed out!
hot mumford by the captn June 11, 2012
A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.
Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.
Hot Mummy by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018
similar to milf but more of an older man's way of saying it as they may be out of toucher with the newer version of ool lingo terms.
isnt she one fine hotmuma
hotmuma by kokokolo April 29, 2008