hot lobster 

when a girl is immersed in a warm-butter-bath on her stomach and a guy is is holding her legs up from behind wheel-barrow-style and is slapping her ass until it becomes red and chafed

"my ass is tow up today - bobby hot lobstered me all night long".

hot lobster by sloth_love November 5, 2009

Red hot lobster 

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.

"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."

Red hot lobster by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014

steamy hot lobster 

idk its like a lobster that's steamy and hot

"damn that's such a steamy hot lobster."

steamy hot lobster by steamy hot lobsterr May 21, 2017

Flaming Hot Lobster 

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

Flaming Hot Lobster by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019

hotlobstar3D 

funny guy in legion

hotlobstar3D lol

hotlobstar3D by oreo942 April 9, 2021

Hotlobstar 

Hotlobstar, a guy who is a boiled lobster, (hes a loser)

Hotlobstar, you will be the next elemental

(happy first april nigga)

Hotlobstar by asseat2 April 1, 2021

hotlobstar3D1325

Yeah man i have a fucked up sense of humour *racism*

oh god hotlobstar3D1325 is gassing the jews again

hotlobstar3D1325 by Gmoneynocap April 12, 2021