hot frosty

a really good-lookin' corpse that makes you seriously consider necrophilia.

"Edward Cullen is a total hot frosty. I'd like to do a little sucking myself."

by Dichead January 19, 2009

Hot frosty

Semen, cum or jizz.

She didn't let me stick it inside her, so I spilled my hot frosty on her face.

by Blow Jobs Are Icky November 30, 2010

Hot Frosty

A very bold and zesty cup of Joe with all of the frothy crema on top.

Phildangerous: Yo J-$teazy, you want a Hot Frosty bro?
J-$teazy: Hot Frosty with the boyz!

by D-Nawsty December 31, 2017

Hot Frosty Lincoln

A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln

Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.

by jspyke March 29, 2009

Hot Frosty

Getting a blow job in the Wendy’s drive thru.

Timothy finally talked his old lady into giving him a hot frosty!

by mike charter November 29, 2024

Hot Frosty

The intimate act of shooting a load onto your partner's back. When you leave to get a kleenex to wipe it off, you intentionally leave the load there for an extended period of time. Turning the load cold, as well as the cold sentiment of abandoning your partner when they trusted you.

I gave Judy a Hot Frosty, and now I'm sleeping on the couch.

by THE OG Dickhead November 21, 2024

Hot Frosty

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."

I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.

by Chromacorn December 27, 2024