hot duck sandwich

n. Tasty entree consisting of a tasty slice of duck in between two slices of lightly toasted rye bread. Also a sexual euphemism in New Zealand.

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I could really go for a hot duck sandwich right now. Are you in?

Are you a kiwi? I ask because I just steam-cleaned the curtains.

by gnostic 1 December 11, 2012

Hot Carl Sandwich

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.

A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.

by cjazzrun June 26, 2010

hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better

Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out

by wriggleit September 13, 2019

hot fuck sandwich

A sexual act wherein three individuals copulate simultaneously with the condition that one individual recieves concurrent stimulation from the other two. Activities may include penetration, oral-genital, oral-anal, jacking, and double dildo action.

"My ass and mouth still hurt from that hot fuck sandwich, and now you want what?"

by d-town crizzle November 22, 2006

hot cock sandwich

it's a blow job, you idiot.

"Hot cock sandwiches, get 'em while they're hot."

by bukake_samurai69 May 27, 2004

Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 5, 2021

Hot Carl Sandwich

A variation of the Hot Carl where one defecates in a foot-long Subway wrapper and leaves it for a victim.

I was so hungry that I ate a Hot Carl Sandwich.

by Hot Carl Malone February 19, 2010