usually a brown haired mexican. sometimes cuban hot mess's forget to give people tacos. other times, they get caught in a mexican hot tub. cuban hot mess's are kind of awesome, and usually have big boobs and big butts. people love cuban hot mess's for their loud personalities and random sexual comments.
by your lovely father July 14, 2010
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the loud obnoxious behaviour of a tall Puerto Rican female when drunk; behaviour to include but not limited to dancing hula spontaneously, yelling and screaming about losing one's own purse, and calling others a hot mess.
Look at that hot mess hash over there getting all nuts
by whatdahuck April 21, 2011
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A hot mess trailor troll is someone that craves attention and feeds off drama. When they are confronted and don't understand a word they wikipedia it. They also don't understand when a word can have many meanings.
That crazy biotch is a hot mess trailor trash troll.
by gnarly troll October 7, 2010
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When you’re all over the place and can’t get things in order.
Your relationship with Lee is a hot ass mess.
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noun. "Hot tranny mess" was coined in 2008 by Christian Siriano, an American fashion designer and the winner of the fourth season of American reality show Project Runway. His remark incensed the transgendered community. He soon apologized for the remark.

The term is now used to describe generically anyone (regardless of sexual identity) who is any of these: a fashion nightmare, a bad dancer, sloppy drunk, has atrocious manners, tells hilarious off-color jokes, is very funny, is flamboyant, or whose life is in shambles or an endless comedy of errors.
Who is that hot tranny mess getting thrown out of the bar?

Oh, my God! That's too funny! You crack my ass up, you hot tranny mess!
by NickAtlanta July 29, 2009
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a more colorful way of calling someone a 'hot mess', itself a way of calling someone a mess. The added color of 'tranny' and 'hot' takes the edge off of calling someone directly a 'mess'. It can have a range of connotation, from negative to neutral. Sometimes, ironically, it can be a compliment.
Alone, tranny is used as a greeting among gay men.
Gay#1: Heeey tranny.
Gay#2: HAAAY tranny!
Gay#1: Tranny, you are a hot tranny mess today; what'd you do last night?
by Tunis4Eva March 12, 2008
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When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul
"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."

"His report was a hot shitty mess."

"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."
by Melba December 3, 2003
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