person #2: Hang on let me finish my hotdog.
person #2: DUDE NASTY!!!!
person #1: Pretty nice hotlog huh?
person #2: Actually its quite sub-par.
person #1: What... i was on the toilet for a solid 15 minutes!!
person #2: Should of made it 20, *tastes* needs more fried chicken too.
person #1: Your such a dick dude, you never appreciate anything i do, or make, for that matter.
person #2: The day you make a legitimate Hotlog, is the day i accept you as a man, and a friend.
Person #1: I just thought our friendship came down to more than just fecal matter thats all.
Person #2: More than fecal matter dude, hotlogs.
Person #1: I hate you.