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Hasselhoff 

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
Hasselhoff by Roobeer November 7, 2020
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Hasselhoffing 

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.
Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!
Hasselhoffing by wowblagger July 7, 2004
Word of the Day on December 9, 2006
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Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.
If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys
omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day
jaden hossler by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

Amir HosSein 

1.
(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

synonyms: deity, goddess, divine being, celestial being, supreme being, divinity, immortal; More
exclamation

used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress.
"yaa Amir HosSein , what did I do to deserve this?"
Amir HosSein by Amirtaaa January 25, 2018
Is a male Arabic name means : " a nice person"

A man whose name is Hoseein usually has dark skin and he has a great will for whatever he wants to do.

He is honest ,kind, happy , positive and supportive .
He is very determine in felling in love .He is very loyal to his beloved as long as he's alive .

But He doesn't pay attention to you because he is so busy saving other ppl's lives . He never calls you ,he never invites you for a walk , cause he is too proud to start a relationship.

On the other hand he always has hands for helping .
He not only solves his own problems but also is a problem solver for everyone else.

He always shines of his scientific succeeds .
If you seek peace or you are insane fell in love with a Hoseein

Now invert all of positive comments above and find true Hoseein
_I love him but he doesn't pay attention

_are you talking about a "Hossein"?
Hossein by 4ra chenchene January 27, 2018