Hospitility 

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.

If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.

Hospitility by Server Memes January 6, 2016

hospitable

adj; happy to welcome and entertain guests-wat NICE people do.

i TRIED to be hospitable when you came to my house after you told me that i was mean.

hospitable by Anonymous December 23, 2002

hospitility 

(n) A treatment of generosity mixed with aggression.

1. That woman just gave me a lot of hospitility about keeping the door closed.

2. "I'm so happy that you're staying at my place for another week, just please try to keep your goddamn feet off my fucking sofa."

"Wow, thanks for the hospitility."

hospitility by sdeville84 February 23, 2009

xenodochial hospitable 

kindly to strangers

Joe decided to be xenodochial hospitable so he helped the little boy that he never met before across the street.

xenodochial hospitable by Chelsea Shackelford February 7, 2008

Hospicable 

A combination of the words "hospitable" and "despicable' that sarcastically highlights the irony of a situation.

The city of Grants, NM, who always think of everybody else, wants all businesses to open up, despite orders to stay at home during this global pandemic, making them the first town to knowingly, willingly, voluntarily, and officially, Welcome Covid19 to New Mexico. How hospicable of them.

Hospicable by JayyTheOrc April 25, 2020

hospitility 

One who is hostile when they should be hospitable.

That chick at McDonald's rubbed a dishtowel on my hamburger. That is some serious hospitility.

hospitility by jj fairy fly December 2, 2011

Hospitility 

The feeling/vibe created when you have to let someone you hate into your home. A blend of "hospitality" and "hostility."

I know that my sister's husband really hates me, but tries to be nice for her sake; when we visit them, you can cut the hospitility with a knife.

Hospitility by theeTSM February 7, 2017