Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).

Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!

by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

Ross Hose

A hose on a hookah that is vastly inferior to any other hose on the same hookah or is a generally inadequate hose on any hookah.

I've got the Ross Hose, man, I can't get a good hit.

by ButtCheese100 July 4, 2011

Hose Jockey

A nickname for a firefighter.

Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.

by Lucina November 10, 2006

hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.

Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.

by Fireman137 September 1, 2007

Gas hose

To firmly grab your penis (like a pump handle) and insert into an unsuspecting pocket of someone else. Then 'fill er up'.

You waited in line to pee? I just gas hosed that guy in the snowpants. He's a pocket full of premium.

by Blue Wafflr June 19, 2013

Lightning Hoses

Spark plug wires

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.

by bas1563 February 6, 2021

abusing the hose

it is a word used to define masterbation in some areas

i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,

kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"

by imma geneis<lol January 5, 2011