When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.
by BlueBooty November 19, 2014
Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.
Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose
Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose
by The Course Man October 22, 2023
Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.
"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
by Krkič February 6, 2019
After doing laundry today I noticed I had 5 socks come out without a mate. Where did those socks go? The "Hose Zone".
by Clean freak November 21, 2013
by Nicole Daniels & Robert Macias February 14, 2021
When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls
by Rock cock May 3, 2016