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hoseclamp 

Someone that has their hand around a dick way to much. Whether a male or female or whether it's their's or someone else's. Examples; masturbator, serial cocksucker, $5 crack whore, main activity for boy in first year of male puberty. Also can be used to describe someone who enslaves a male with sex, ie. "She's got him on a dick leash."
"One rail of crank and he turns into a hoseclamp."
"From the time he was 11 he's been a total hoseclamp."
"He'll do anything for her, she's got him in a hoseclamp."
"The pivot man at the circle jerk was a professional hoseclamp."
She worked at the massauge parlor as a hoseclamp."
There's a lot of hoseclamps on Castro Street.
hoseclamp by JonEx January 26, 2006
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wire hose clamp 

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.
Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever
wire hose clamp by lammonoski February 12, 2008

Homeclap 

One that always lets the team down or always takes L's(losses); one that always disappoints you.
"Damn Jay jus tried to hit on that female and she rejected him."
"What's different, that always happens"
" *sigh* Such a fuckin homeclap."
Homeclap by CleanmoneyJ July 25, 2016

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026