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hoseclamp 

Someone that has their hand around a dick way to much. Whether a male or female or whether it's their's or someone else's. Examples; masturbator, serial cocksucker, $5 crack whore, main activity for boy in first year of male puberty. Also can be used to describe someone who enslaves a male with sex, ie. "She's got him on a dick leash."
"One rail of crank and he turns into a hoseclamp."
"From the time he was 11 he's been a total hoseclamp."
"He'll do anything for her, she's got him in a hoseclamp."
"The pivot man at the circle jerk was a professional hoseclamp."
She worked at the massauge parlor as a hoseclamp."
There's a lot of hoseclamps on Castro Street.
hoseclamp by JonEx January 26, 2006
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wire hose clamp 

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.
Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever
wire hose clamp by lammonoski February 12, 2008
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Homeclap 

One that always lets the team down or always takes L's(losses); one that always disappoints you.
"Damn Jay jus tried to hit on that female and she rejected him."
"What's different, that always happens"
" *sigh* Such a fuckin homeclap."
Homeclap by CleanmoneyJ July 25, 2016

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026