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1. hose monster
A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.
That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.
2. hose monster
1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.
Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!
by gollen Oct 15, 2003 add a video
3. hose monster
A (preferably) Woman who cannot get enough COCK in her mouth....
That beyotch was a total HOSE MONSTER.... Damn near sucked a ball outta my sack.......
by Harry Ballzannya Jun 18, 2005 add a video
4. Hose monster
n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
5. hose monster
A well-endowed man with an ample amount of sexual prowess.
Dan banged seven different girls in one night. What a hose monster!
by perf Aug 27, 2003 add a video
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