gollen's definitions

kleepharesis

A skin condition, usually affecting the face, that is marked by red bumps similar to measles or chicken pox.

Did you see that man's face? It was all red and nasty, I think he had kleepharesis.

by gollen October 9, 2003

mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

by gollen October 22, 2003

hose monster

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

by gollen October 15, 2003

choach

A large gaping pussy with fangs.

Did you see the size of that choach? Her choach chomped down on my dick.

by gollen October 1, 2003