horse balls

krissy: damn boy you got some big balls.
andrew: you bet. around here we call them horse balls.

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Horsevalasper

a chick who is a little too spiritual;
when excited or nervous, resembles a being that is half horse and half velociraptor.

When she left she ran off like a horsevalasper.

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a word used in place of "horse shit" when you realize halfway through saying it that you are in the presence of virgin ears.

That's a load of horse-... *sees children nearby* ...wallop! Horsewallop!

horsewallop by NoMSG September 29, 2010

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A word used to describe an excessively harsh comment.

"you are such a fat human"

"bro that was totes harshballs mahn"

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Large testicles of a male horse, usually located behind the large penis of a male horse

hung like a horse, with nuts to match.

Was he ?

Well.... No

But he might have been

Yes

horseball by B@K£R October 26, 2004

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A less extreme way of describing somebody who is always full of lies

Don't give me horsebull! I know you're with him right now

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A close friend that is a dude. Can be called this by either a male friend of female friend. Much funnier if your female friend calls you "homeballs"

Dude: what it is Jessica?

Girl: Not much homeballs, just gettin my nails done and my hair did.

Dude: word homegirl, Im just cold lampin with my 40

Homeballs by N8ica July 25, 2009

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