Horological socialism

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

Horological socialism by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

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Hypological Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps pointing out any factually inaccurate details or unrealistic scenarios using logic alone and completely disregarding the hypothetical nature of the scenario. Similar to Hypothetical Warfare.

Guy 1: Imagine, hypothetically, I had wings. How awesome would that be?
Guy 2: I don't know because its physically impossible for you to gain wings.
Guy 1: I'm just saying, like, imagine I did have wings.
Guy 2: And I'm just saying that its impossible for you to have wings.
Guy 1: Stop goin' all Hypological Warfare on me!

Hypological Warfare by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

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Hypological

(adj.) something that is less than logical

"Did you hear what he did at that party? That was hypological."

Hypological by rainandroses May 1, 2017

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hornilogical clock

The internal clock that ticks when you are feeling horny and uncontrollably sexual.

Sarina's hornilogical clock was ticking, but Tad was tired from a long, hard day of work and wasn't in the mood. "Not right now honey. Tadsie has a little headache."

hornilogical clock by Mister Willsie October 11, 2010

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Hornilogical

When you are horny and able to easily justify the reason why.

I haven’t had sex in weeks and I’ve been doing okay, but that guy’s reptile shirt got me hornilogical and now I can’t think straight.

Hornilogical by JoBangles619 June 14, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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