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103.
When your friend won't shut up about a guy she wants to fuck, and tells you all the dirty things she would do to him.
"Yeah, I was talking to this girl last night and she got so horny talking about christopher!"
by derpin all day lawng May 06, 2012
 
29.
becoming sexually aroused.
can be solved by masturbation or sexual intercourse.
Matt had a Victoria's Secret catalogue on his bed, searching for hot lingerie for his girlfriend Lily. He was so horny, his cock was nearly ripping through his pants. Lily knocked on the door, whispering his name softly. He called her in, and nearly fell off the bed. She was in a pink lacey bra with a black thong, and she had a fierce look in her eyes. She leapt onto the bed, fingering his cock quickly, before ripping down his pants. She licked his cock, then deep throated it. Matt groaned in pleasure, keeping from an orgasm. She released him, and spread her legs wide on the bed. He took off her thong with his teeth, licking the inside of her thighs before eating her out, her pussy as wet as an ocean. Lily moaned, his name escaping her lips. He took his cock and entered her, humping her in fact paces. "OH BABY. FASTERRRRR" she screamed, throwing her head back. They hit orgasms at the same time, their sheets drowning in their cum. Matt continued to lick her breasts, as she raked her nails down his back. They ended in the 69 position, falling asleep there. Matt stills gets horny thinking about that night.

hope this made you as horny as it made me
by HotasHome May 31, 2008
 
30.
something with horns.

sexually aroused/turned on. boys get erections and girls' pussies get wet.
I walked through the door, tired and just wanting to sleep. Instead, i found the lights out and the whole place pitch dark. I called out my wife Renee's name. when she didn't answer, i got worried. quickly, i got myself to our room and ran in calling her name. My foot bent a little and i quickly found i was tripping. i landed right on the bed. there was something very warm and sweet smelling in front of my face. I closed my eyes, engulfed. the lights came on. "ooh!" i sighed. My wife was in front of me with only panties on and she pulled me toward her. We immediatly made out, tongue to tongue. It felt so good to explore her warm moist mouth. Then she pulled away and i got to kissing her boobs and neck. I bit the nipple slightly, pulling gently and brushing my tongue at the surface. Renee was rubbing her pussy on my belly. She reached down and pushed her hand down my pants and said "you like this stud?" while rubbing her fingers around my dick. She made little circles around my balls, then violently ripped my pants and boxers off. My pecker was, no surprise, hard and stiff. i quickly took my shirt off and fell like a servant to her pussy. using my tongue, i slowly took off her panties. it was dripping wet by now. I gladly ate her out, exploring every part of her wonderful, wonderful pussy. she moaned and threw her back. Suddenly she screamed in pure joy and pleasure, and i continued tongue fucking her. "OOOOOO!!!!!!" she screamed, and her pussy exploded with her warm sweet cum. i didn't stop there, but renee pushed me back and rubbed her boobs in my face. then she traced her fingers down to my penis, watching me with her violet eyes all the way. she tenderly kiss my dick and gave me the best blowjob ever. i was as horny as hell. i couldn't help myself. I picked her up roughly and threw her on the bed. Then i leaped on her and pushed my dick into her pussy. "together at last" she whispered seductively. I started thrusting, back and forth slowly, shallow. Renee was obviously frustrated. "Come on!" she yelled "get on with it! i wanna see you cum!" But I just kept on going slow and suave, torturing her every way. Soon I went a little faster, deeper. Soon, we were yelling and screaming and i was going as hard and deep as i could. she was practically shaking with joy. I bent over and fondled her boobs and kissed her neck. she was touching my chest.
"oh come on chad!!!!!! i know you can go better than this!!!!" I thrusted and thrusted harder and harder, deeper and deeper, oooooo...
i felt a big explosion in my dick. i sighed, and lay down with renee. we were engulfed in each others arms, and as sweaty as hell. my dick was still in her pussy, and they both were pulsing sightly. I touched her boobs and kissed her deeply on the mouth.
"phew" i said.
"you were... hottt." she sighed.
"you too" i smiled
she smiled too.
soon we were both asleep, my happy cock in her grateful pussy
by chars boils January 26, 2009
 
31.
when u need sex NOw
I was walking home on a Friday and i was fucking horny with nothing to do. I saw the school's biggest nerd and walked straight over to him. I grabbed his suspenders with one hand and shoved my other one down his pants.
I told him I needed some help with the science lesson on the reproductive system. I found an empty classroom and locked the door. I started undoing by bra but the nerd came over and took it off with his teeth. He started licking and sucking me while I worked on getting him naked. I slowly slid down his body and gave him the best blow job I’d given in a while. He started moaning and pushing my head in even more. I sucked harder until he pulled my head back and threw me on the floor. He picked me up and I put my legs around his shoulders. He ate me out so well I couldn’t believe he was a nerd. Then I slid down again and introduce him to sex. He was so good I got an orgasm almost right away. I couldn’t stop and we were sexing all night. When we woke up he still had his dick in me and we had a crowed. I didn’t care though. I woke him up and he started eating me out again. Then I let the others in and showed the boys a little treat. I was so drunk off the nerd’s juice me and the girls had a lesbian party just for them and when they couldn’t stand it anymore we dog piled them. We licked and sucked whatever we could. Then the teachers came and I fucked with all of them. I think it’s safe to say we all got as.
by fuck_me_more September 12, 2008
 
32.
when a girl/guy makes the other feel like they wanna have sex. check the real life situation below.
I was massaging his dick until he got really hard and kept moaning, i couldn't stop though so I gave him a blow. Then he fingered me and I started going oohhh ahh again and then we both had sex. OOOhhhh it was 1 fucking to remember cuz his dick was s o hard from being so horny!!!
by Lafawnda March 19, 2005
 
33.
wanting to fuck anything with tits or a dick
as i sat on my computer chair i opened urban dictionary and seaeched for horny, this always helped. i was so fucking horny i called my boyfriend and told him there was an emercency so he rushed over and walked in on me masturbating, he knew what the emergency was so he ran to me on the couch and ripped off all his clothes, he was so hard! he almost made it inside me when i told him to eat me out, he agreed and i had a great time so i licked and deep throated his dick. he exploded inside me and i swallowed all the cum. he knew i was ready for him to fuck me so he thrusted his enlarged dick into my wet pussy and i orgasmed then suddenly i was screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS GOOD DEEPER HARDER OOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and the sexy neighbor heard my calls and walked in with only boxers on but was soon completely naked, and pushed my boyfriend away and caressed and licked my tits, and i gave him a great blow job then he thrusted inside of me and this went on for hours until the next morning when they fell asleep and i was still masturbating in the bathroom, that was one of the best nights of my life.
by cumlover December 12, 2007
 
34.
When Girls: start fingering themsleves
Guys: rub their dicks
Walking in the mall i see the hottest guy in the world and i walk over and kiss him. "wow" he says and i take him to the bathroom and undress revealing my 36C boobs and wet pussy. i kiss him more and unzip his pants, and his cock bulges out of the hole in his boxers i lick it all around and suck his balls, while he plays with my tits. i am now extremly horny and so is he, but i keep sucking to get him harder. he pushes me away and licks my pussy as far as he can go in, and then he cant stand it any longer and shoves his 9'' into my pussy. we forgot to close the door so a crowd is forming. his friends enter and start to join in. i spread my legs wide and start deep throating all of them in turn and getting fucked in the ass and pussy "HARDER FASTER! COME ON!!!!!" i scream and one by one they have orgasms and leave me.i walk out naked and sit on the bench fingering myself and moaning, when another guy and his gf walk over wanting some. we go to an apartment and me and his girfriend start showing him porn, licking eachothers pussys. i push her off and jump him, riding his dick hard and fast, bobbing up and down and he hits my g-spot so many times and we both go into orgasms and fall asleep in the 69 position, his gf then becomes a prostitute, while me and him do that again every day

hope that got you horny, yahoo im me :D
by xx2hott4u3@yahoo.com January 28, 2008
 
35.
Containing many horns.
Whoa man, that triceratops was so horny!
by priestsknees August 04, 2009