when you just need to get some and real bad!
i am sooo fucking horny! shove your cock into me now!
by amber February 26, 2004

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For females it's a wet sticky mess for males it's a stiff hard annoyance...unless of course you can get some, then being horny can be great! But if you're a sad and horny lonely person like me then you'll end up chaffing your skin.
I'm so horny I'm gonna sleep with my pillow again.
by Paris Davis October 03, 2010

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Well, for some ppl like me its wen u really really need/want contact from the opposite sex. Everyone gets this way and itl make u do stupid things sometimes but daaamn is it worth it in the moment.
When we talk dirty to each other it makes me kinda horny so i wana sneak over to his house and let him take me over.
by x.buttons June 24, 2007

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1. An unexplained feeling of greatness.
I'm horny let me fuck you <3
by Steph. August 12, 2003

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A feeling characterized by intense sexual urges.
Master Bates is consumed with being horny.
by deeezenutz April 29, 2010

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Urge to sex
Amelia the new science teacher who always wore short skirts and had big tits 36D to be exact. Kyle who was a senior was the most popular and sexiest. He was said to have the biggest dick in the school after everyone left she said Kyle I saw what you did in class ( he pulled his cock out from his pants) you did he said. I'd love to have your rocket in my spaceport.

Then she tore off his shirt licking his huge muscular upper body and down his happy trail. He ripped off her blouse and licked her tits so hard she screamed. He thrust his 10 inch rock hard cock into her mouth and got the best bj he ever had. She was so horny. His dick went into her vagina and he thrust it back and fourth. She said when they were done you have a detention in my house tonight cock monster and he licked her tits one more time and left before he saw her again that bight
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Sexually excited.
PART 2

At this point, her father had woken up. "What is going on in here?!?!" he yelled, flinging open to door. "Oh Papa," Belle crooned, pulling my throbbing cock out of her, "we were just having some fun!" Seeing his horny daughter soaking wet and naked did something for Mr. Mason, and he yanked down his pants to reveal his giant hairy dick. "OH PAPA!" Belle cried, and ran to her father, immediatly kneeling and sucking hard and fast on his dick. "OHHH BELLE!" he cried, "I didn't know you were so good!" "There's a lot you don't know about me," she said seductivley. She grabbed his arm and pulled him to her bed. I no time, I was making out with Belle the slut with my boner shoved up her pussy while her father was pounding her from behind. Belle started gasping for breath and in no time was having orgasms like there was no tomorrow. I felt myself precum and yelled "I'm about to cum! Get ready!" The force of my cum was so powerful that it threw me backwards onto the floor gasping in pleasure. "Holy shit!" I yelled, looking at her clock. I pulled on my clothing and ran outside so I wouldn't be late for school.
by HornyMamma534 October 15, 2013

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its what you are right now
hmmmm I'm horny. mmmmmm porn
by sleepyjack July 07, 2010

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