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12.
writing this story made me horny as hell... god... i hope it makes you, too.
Hallie sat in class staring at her boyfriend. She winked at him and he immediately knew what that meant. It was last period, and they would be home within twenty minutes. Those were the longest twenty minutes of hallie’s life. When she got home, she knew her parents wouldn’t be home since they were out on vacation for the next week. Her boyfriend, ryan, came in right behind her. She dropped her bag in the kitchen and started walking towards the living room. Ryan, however, couldn’t wait. He dropped his bag and grabbed her, knocking her in to a wall and started furiously making out with her. She didn’t fight back and let his hands explore her body, cupping her breasts and squeezing them however he liked. He slid his hands down her waist and tickled her with his fingertips. Hallie started taking off his shirt and unbuttoning his pants as ryan ripped off her button-down shirt that he had let her borrow from his closet. He didn’t care if his clothes were ruined. Her wanted her now. He started kissing her neck and slowly moved down to her breasts, undoing the clip of her bra with his teeth. Her bra revealed her hard, pink nipples that screamed at ryan. Ryan kissed each breast and nibbled them gently. This made hallie horny as hell. Ryan kept moving down and pulled her skirt down to her ankles. Hallie stepped out of her skirt and began walking over to the large couch that sat in the middle of the living room. Ryan followed her and turned the lights off and shut the shades on his way to the couch. When he got to her, she was fingering herself, not able to wait for ryan. Ryan heard a moan escape her lips and was turned on even more. He pulled her hand out of her black, lacy thong and ripped it off angrily, wanting to get at her. But he knew he had to be slow, gentle, and teasing to really make her want him. He kissed her lips once more before moving down to her bright pink, wet pussy. He started by licking her clit in a small circle. She moaned instantly. He did this for a good five minutes before he went down further and teased her by licking around her opening. She arched her back, and that’s when ryan knew that it was time for him to give it to her. He started eating her out better and harder than he had ever done to any other girl. She moaned furiously and was about to climax when ryan hit her g-spot. She screamed in ecstasy as she orgasmed. Ryan trailed his tounge out of her pussy and up her stomach, going back to kiss her. Hallie really wanted him now, but first she wanted to tease him like he did to her. Hallie slid down under him and pulled off his boxers. She was shocked at how big his dick was! It was long and hard, just like she wanted. She licked the tip of his cock and felt him shutter. He knew she would go all the way and stood up for her. She got down on her knees in front of him and started sucking at his hard cock. Ryan needed to get inside her. Hallie pulled back for a moment and said, “fuck me in the mouth.” ryan couldn’t believe what he was hearing! She just told him to fuck her in the mouth. He obliged and thrusted back and forth and she sucked on his dick. He orgasmed all over her before he picked her up and threw her on to the couch. They immediately went in to some really hard, rough, and fast sex. He thrusted really hard in to her as he heard her moan and yell, “harder, ryan! You son of a bitch, don’t stop! Ughh! Please, ryan, harder faster HARDER OH YESS RYAN PLEASE FUCK ME LONG AND HARD AHHHHHHHHHH!” She hit her orgasm and screamed louder and longer than ever before. Ryan continued to fuck her harder and harder as she had begged. Ryan was sure that this was the best sex ever, but he still hadn’t orgasmed. He pushed his dick farther in until he felt her wet pussy pulse around it. Then hallie orgasmed for the second time while ryan experienced the longest orgasm he’s had in years. Ryan pulled out his dick from her dripping pussy and began to put his clothes back on. Hallie layed on the couch and stared at herself. She needed more. She began fingering herself roughly as ryan left. When he did, she went up to her room, opened her drawer, and pulled out the vibrator she kept. It was long and slim, but she never put it inside herself alone. She ran downstairs and got the empty corona bottle out of her hiding spot. She turned on her vibrator then put the vibrator inside the bottle and shoved the neck of the bottle in to her pussy. She moaned constantly as she moved the bottle around, in and out, up and down to satisfy her needs. She gently tilted the bottom of the bottle towards her to that the bottle rubbed against her clit. The vibrating bottle made her orgasm so hard that she thought it might ruin the couch. But she shook the thought as she felt yet another orgasm coming. She had learned that, if you flex your vaginal muscles before an orgasm, it makes it better. So she tried it and screamed louder than when she was having sex. She gasped and continued to do this for the next hour. She fell asleep in her juices with the vibrating bottle inside her on the couch. She orgasmed in her sleep at least four times and never wanted to take it out. She kept it with her at all times and did it everywhere she went. She didn’t care who saw, but she swore that each time she did it, it got better and better. One day she orgasmed so loud that her neighbor thought she was getting murdered. When the cops came, she had rough sex with every one of them and made them eat her out visiously. Her orgasms were notorious.
by horny--bitcchhhh. July 18, 2009
 
1.
i assume that if you're looking up horny you're probably horny in some way, hence the first example.

what happens to me after reading anything.

the state i am in after reading the above definitions.

desiring sex or a wanting to masturbate.

see ganting or randy
Warning to all males!
The following example may make you horny, so if you're in a public place where someone might see your bone, refrain from reading by clicking the red x at the top right corner of your window. Thank you, and enjoy if you're already horny.

The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her spaceport moving ever faster up and down my rocket, she sighs and groans gradually become louder and louder every second until she begins to scream breathily in heaving gasps, "OOOUUHH GOOOOOD, YEAAAA, OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH YEAAAA! ENTER MY SPACEPORT! DRIVE IT HARDER AND HARDER! HARDER!! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHH YEAAAA!" The friction between her spaceport rubbing against my rocket becomes unbearably blissful. The pleasure is too much: whitish fuel leaves my rocket in a violent starburst of infinite ecstasy. After that, I am not so horny and my rocket falls back to earth, it's engine and thrusters limpid from exhaustion and stress. I hope this example made you horny, because it certainly made me horny writing it.

Reading defs and writing this def on horny made me so horny I made sweet love to the copying machine.
by i swear to god i'm not crunk October 27, 2005
 
2.
Turned on immensely
For guys: When their heart rate speeds up and their dicks become stiff and hard.
For girls: When their heart rate speeds up and their pussies become wet and slippery.
I'm so horny I could do a goat.
by Nympho August 25, 2003
 
3.
When a person feels intense sexual desire.
They went on a movie date and then he drove them back to her apartment. He walked her to the door and geve her a gentle kiss goodnight.

With no words spoken, they both somehow knew what would happen next. She unlocked the door and took his hand, leading him inside. He kicked the door shut behind him and they sat down on the couch.

They simultaneously rushed to embrace each other and they began to kiss. She ran all of her fingers through his hair just the way she knew he loved.

He knew just how to make her horny. While they kissed, he placed one hand on her hip, slowly stroking up and down her side, just barely allowing his thumb to graze the side of her breast each time. He put his other hand on the back of her neck and gently massaged the small indentations behind her earlobes.

This made her start to breathe heavier and moan a little. He noticed this and started to feel her up just a tiny bit faster.

"Oh," she thought, "Oh, he is soooo goooood at this." She felt her cunt begin to moisten and continued to kiss him. He let his tounge explore every inch of her mouth, using an amazing rhythm.

She couln't contain her feelings any longer. She stopped kissing his lips and leaned her head back. She put her hands on his shoulders.

He didn't break his rhythm and started to kiss her neck. He let both of his hands run up and down her sides as he started to suck on her neck. They knew it would leave a hicky but neither one of them cared.

He took her face in his hands and started kissing her on the lips again. He let one hand touch her cheek and placed the other on her knee. He slowly ran his hand up her thigh until he finally felt himself lifting up her skirt.

She wished he would just rip off his pants and fuck her right there, but he went slow just to torture her. He slowly pushed her so she was on her back on the couch and he got on top of her and continued to kiss her.

Then he changed the pace and started kissing her really slowly. He wanted to hear her moan in desire for him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and he let one of his hands run up under her shirt, slowly and softly touching her wonderful skin.

She finally decided to move it along because she was getting extremely horny, so she reached down and pulled off his shirt. She ran her hands up and down his smooth, muscular chest and abs, turning him on a lot. He kept kissing slowly though, knowing that she would soon be begging him for more.

He continued to kiss her, and he lifted off her blouse and tossed it to the side. He stadled her and used both hands to massage her breasts in tune with the timing of his kisses.

He did this for a while, enjoying listening to her moan with desire and pleasure. Then he started to kiss her neck, and then slowly mived down to her chest. He stopped to take off her bra, then he gently kissed the very tip of each nipple as she gasped for air. He kissed her stomach lightly as he pulled off her skirt and panties. He undid his jeans and kicked them off.

At this point she was so horny she thought she would burst with anticipation. Everything he did to her was so slow, but so perfect. She was soaking wet, and she could see that he had an erection through his boxers. She wanted to tell him to go faster, but just at that moment he started to lick her clit right on the top of it.

She threw her head back and moaned with joy. He knew exactly what to do to make her consumed by pleasure. He let his tounge devour her clit and she burst into orgasm and started to writhe underneath him. He moved up and started to make out with her again; he didn't want her to catch her breath.

While she was still recovering from her first orgasm, he took off his boxers and she saw his 10-inch-long, rock-hard, super-thick cock. She got the idea to give him a blowjob to return the favor of his oral sex, but before she could even move he had penetrated her vagina.

He didn't even think about wanting a bj, he just wanted to pleasure her. He knew that if he could give her another orgasm, she'd pleasure him all he wanted later.

He started to move in and out, back and forth, but very slowly all the while. He was so big, she couldn't even think straight. He picked up one of her legs and put it over his shoulder, as he stood next to the couch and penetrated her.

His huge cock went really deep into her pussy, and it felt amazing. She finally was unable to take how slow he was going, and she begged him for more.

"Oh, baby. Oooohhh, go faster! Aaaahhh! Oh, yes! Aaawww right there, baby, OOOHHH!" she yelled as he picked up the speed. "Ooohhhh! Harder! Aaaahhh! Yes, yes, yes! Oooohhhh! Oh baby fuck me more! OOOHH! AAAHHHH! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! AAAAHHH!" she continued to scream as he complied with her demands and she felt pleasure build inside her.

He was going faster and harder and deeper than he'd ever thought possible, and she was loving every second of it. She let out a loud, high pitched scream as she hit her second orgasm. Her vagina pulsed around his huge cock but he pulled out so he wouldn't come just yet. He wanted to stay hard so he could pound her some more.

He put her leg down and got on top of her again. He re-entered her and started to move very slow. He went in and out so gently and slowly, she wanted to scream for more, but she held back. She started to learn to appreciate each and every penetration, tensing up with pleasure each time he slowly pushed all the way in.

He smiled to himself as he watched her light up with pleasure each time he gently penetrated.

His slow movements found her g-spot. He let his dick gently touch it with each entrance into her. He used his thumb and gently rubbed around her clit once during each soft penetration. He started to suck on her nipple in rhythm with all of his other movements.

She thought she was going to explode with pleasure at any second. At that moment he simultaneously hit her g-spot and her clit with his dick and his thumb and she boomed into her third orgasm with the most force yet.

She writhed underneath him during her 2-minute orgasm, and her pussy pulsed around his monster cock until his pleasure burst and he came into her.

He exited her, and kissed her once on the lips. They fell asleep on that couch and stayed there until morning.
by lolololololololololololol7 February 15, 2008
 
4.
when you feel the urge to have sex really badly (daily for a virgin who cant get any like me)
if only i could get some, i wouldnt be so horny
by Hornball April 30, 2004
 
5.
to want to fuck and fuck and fuck but you can't get any so you go online and find free porn!!
Just about every1 on here is horny
by HORNY BEAST June 04, 2003
 
6.
Thank you #6 Definition, now read mine girls! its for you! when you are VERY sexually aroused and really need to get some.
kylie woke up and went to school. she kept thinking about the 6th definition of 'horny' on urbandictionary and couldn't focus during english. her pussy was throbbing so hard and she was lucky she was wearing jeans so you couldn't see the wet stains. after school she had to wait for about an hour til the football game started. she was still so wet and her pussy was throbbing SO hard that she went and sat in the deserted bleachers and took off her pants and underwear, and began to rub her pussy. she leaned her head back and moaned. she inserted her middle finger a little into her pussy, and exerted termendous pressure on her twat, causing liquid to come out of her pussy and cover her twat and hand. she started with both hands, and began to rub harder and harder. suddenly, the hottest, sexiest boy in school, davie, came up. she hadn't seen him, but she clearly saw the tent-shaped bulge in his pants through the thin football uniform material. she quickly grabbed him and sat on him with her twat completely uncovered. she thrusted her hips all around and felt the large, hard lump in his pants expand until she thought it would rip the fabric. there was a large wet spot on the front of his pants, from her pussy and his cock. she took off her shirt and all of his clothes, but refused him sex- she masturbated with his cock. she took it in her hands and rubbed it all over her pussy. davie moaned, 'get on with it! lube my rocket!' it was large, and throbbing, and precum was dripping off its end. she rubbed it all over her pussy more and more, and it was completely lubricated. finally she put it inside of her, and thrusted her hips in a circular motion. she flexed her pussy tight again and again and then davie flipped the position over, and began humping her with a bestial intensity. he arched his back and threw back his head and threw forward his hips with every hump, his cock as large and engorged as it had ever been. it felt like a hard plastic dildo inside of her, it ws so hard! finally she felt him explode inside her, and she rubbed and took his cock in and out of her faster and faster, and she exploded in screams, "OH YESS! YESSSS!" by this time, many other football players had turned up, even the coach, for pregame practice, and when she noticed, she withdrew davie's cock from her pussy and opened her legs to them, throwing her head back and moaning, 'SATISFY ME, BABY!" they wrestled for the chance and each tore off their pants, and exposed their throbbing hard cocks, and had their way with her one by one, and each was exhausted afterwards, kylie continued masturbating with both hands in the bathroom after all of them were fully dressed, and when the crowd turned up, they were all wondering why the football team was doing so badly, it was like they had run ten miles for practice!
by kylielovestomasturbate October 30, 2007
 
7.
Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003