Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003

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When you get sexually aroused. The man gets an erection, and the woman gets wet.
Sarah and Jay were standing close in the kitchen, her arms wrapped round his neck, his hands creased on her arse. She felt her clit starting to throb, getting horny as Jay ripped off her clothing with his teeth, instantly spreading her thighs, rubbing his hands up and down. He glided his massive, hard cock along the base of her pussy, to her clit, causing her body to tingle and to bite her lip. Sarah pleaded for him to ram it in as he used the tip of his cock to tease her. Finally, he slipped all 12" in, she instantly flinched and flung her head back. Groaning, she used her middle and index finger to massage her clit. She felt Jay getting harder and faster, rapidly pounding fuck out her, moving in closer to ram his dick in deeper. She heard him grunting as he held her legs open. He moved his head down to Sarah's tits, his tongue escaping, gliding up and down her cleavage. His long tongue crept to her hard nipples and he nibbled on them, swirling his tongue round. She gasped for air. The vibration made the pleasure more enjoyable, still creating an amazing vibe on her clit. "OOHHHH!!!! YES! THATS IT! FUCK ME HARD YOU ANIMAL! FASTER! FASTER! OHHHH GOD! YES! HARDER!" She screamed as she reached an orgasm at the same time as Jay. After long, amazing, sex, he gave a last thrust, grunting a little more. Releasing his cock, he squirted out a last bit of jizz, splashing to the floor. She give her clit a last rub, throbbing, amazing pleasure exploring her body.
by hornyplayboybunny December 07, 2011

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Tiger Woods was one horny bastard
by spammy sosa December 10, 2009

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When you want the D or P really bad.
Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.
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When one is sexually aroused.
Chloe was studying 'The Reproductive System' in class when she became very horny. Her pussy was throbbing so hard, you could see the wet stain on her skirt. She secretly took off her underwear and began to rub her pussy. Chloe held back a moan and inserted two fingers into her pussy. The boy sitting next to her became horny after he had seen what Chloe was doing. He poked her and signaled her to go to the toilet. Chloe didn't wait any longer and scorched to the toilet. In the toilet, she thrust-ed her hips on him, with her pussy completely exposed. She could feel the large, hard bulge in his pants. They took their shirts off and he rubbed his penis all over his pussy. She moaned, "Ooh! Aaahhhhhhhh! Yes, oh my god! Oooohhhhh aaaahhh!" Finally, he put his dick in her and began moving in and out mercilessly. "Umf. Baby you're so tight." His cock was so hard, Chloe was immersed in sexual pleasure. "AHHHHH! BABY YES AAAHHHH! RIGHT THERE AAAHHHHHHH! OOOOHHHHH! YES THAT FEELS GOOD! AAAAAAHHH! HARDER HARDER! AAAAHHHHH." Her vagina pulsed around his cock, he was going faster and deeper than he intended to. Not long after, he found her g-spot and Chloe began screaming even louder. "AAAAAAAAHHH! OOOOHHHH! FASTER BABY! AHHHHHHH!" He used his thumb to gently rub around her clit and they both reached their orgasm at the same time.
by Eve Brody February 07, 2015

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desire of sex
Amber awoke one morning her pussy dripping wet she had rubbed and fingered it hard and fast the night before she had been dreaming about the new boy Aiden. She lazily got up and got in the shower, layed down opened up her legs and let the water pound on her tight red pussy. Later that day Amber caught a glimpse of Aidens dick from being with another girl she was horny and mad at the same time, she began to drip, so she locked her self in the bathroom and started to finger herself, suddenly the school skank, who was bi, came in and saw her.

"Helloooo Hornyyyyy!!!!!"

Amber smirked and pulled her in she started to finger her, but the skank, Kendra, Pushed her off handcuffed her to the rails, and tore off her shirt and bra and began to massage her boobs. The bell rang and Kendra stuck a dildo in Amber's pussy left her handcuffed and left her there squirming and moaning with here horny pussy dripping.
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When all a person has on there mind is sex
Steve : Wow I'm so Horny would you like to have the pleasure of fucking me?
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop February 21, 2017

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When one really NEEDS sex, or at least masturbation, probably what you are now.
Both males and females feel equally horny, contrary to popular belief. Enjoy the story below!
They went to the abandoned train tracks, far from civilization. Suddenly, he felt a rush of emotion (or horniness?) and pulled her to the ground kissing her. She realized where this was going, and kissed back, more horny than him. She felt his body and abs, flipped him under and ripped off his shirt. While kissing him, she brought him to the tracks n tied him w/ his shirt. Then, she stepped back and slowly stripped. As she went, his boner increased in size to 9 in, almost to where his pants would rip. So she tore off his pants and gave him incredible blowjobs, allowing him to cum in her mouth, deepthroat. He was so turned on he ripped the shirt and got to her. He trailed his tongue down her body, boobs, neck, earlobes. He ran his tongue up her leg, n ate her out w/ extra pressure on her clit. Her pussy dripped tons, n he licked it all up. She starting hyperventilating and moaning. She could feel pressure building, arched her back and orgasmed for a full min. He took it all in: beauty, cum, and then did it again. In the midst of the 2nd time he ate her out, her pussy was throbbed and she screamed, “FUCK ME! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!” He obliged, but to make her want him more (possible?) went in a few inches and pulled back. Again. again. But she grabbed him, grinded their hips together, and had him circling in her all the way to the base of his cock. they both exploded into eachother and fell asleep the soft grass and the pools of cum kissing w/ his cock in her pussy.
by phagocyte 95 August 29, 2010

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