Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003
wanting to have sex, and thinking about it non-stop.
Alex is always horny, he must jack off once a day and can't wait to get laid.
by Dan The Company Man July 18, 2005
When you want the D or P really bad.
Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.
by asdfghjklqwertyioewhjfoi December 08, 2012
When one really NEEDS sex, or at least masturbation, probably what you are now.
Both males and females feel equally horny, contrary to popular belief. Enjoy the story below!
They went to the abandoned train tracks, far from civilization. Suddenly, he felt a rush of emotion (or horniness?) and pulled her to the ground kissing her. She realized where this was going, and kissed back, more horny than him. She felt his body and abs, flipped him under and ripped off his shirt. While kissing him, she brought him to the tracks n tied him w/ his shirt. Then, she stepped back and slowly stripped. As she went, his boner increased in size to 9 in, almost to where his pants would rip. So she tore off his pants and gave him incredible blowjobs, allowing him to cum in her mouth, deepthroat. He was so turned on he ripped the shirt and got to her. He trailed his tongue down her body, boobs, neck, earlobes. He ran his tongue up her leg, n ate her out w/ extra pressure on her clit. Her pussy dripped tons, n he licked it all up. She starting hyperventilating and moaning. She could feel pressure building, arched her back and orgasmed for a full min. He took it all in: beauty, cum, and then did it again. In the midst of the 2nd time he ate her out, her pussy was throbbed and she screamed, “FUCK ME! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!” He obliged, but to make her want him more (possible?) went in a few inches and pulled back. Again. again. But she grabbed him, grinded their hips together, and had him circling in her all the way to the base of his cock. they both exploded into eachother and fell asleep the soft grass and the pools of cum kissing w/ his cock in her pussy.
by phagocyte 95 August 29, 2010
the absolute need/want to have sex. when you absolutly would fuck someone right then and there because you are so wet. a girl is horny when her pussy is wet, and i guy is horny when he has a boner. or both sexes can be horny by pre-cumming. *the exmaple below will make you horny, it made me horny just by writing it*
sammy was feeling rather horny. her hot, wet pussy was beating so fast, it was driving her insane. she knew it was a bad idea to be reading porn while her mother was home, and only two rooms away, but that made it more excited. she ran up to her room, locking the door. she layed down infront of the mirror and looked at her hairy pussy. she wrapped her legs around the mirror, and her pussy made a squeak sound because it was so went. sammy rubbed her clit. her legs started shaking as she rubbed faster and faster, her pussy oozing wet. she was almost close to cumming, but she knew if she kept rubbing her clit it wouldnt do much, so Sammy got up and found the sharp edge of a table. sammy then slowly moved her hips in a circular motion, making her pink pussy and the table rub up against each other. she then thrusted her hips faster, feeling the sharp edge of the table hit her pussy. it hurt, but she was close to having an orgasm. the sharp edge of the table made herr bright pink pussy turn a dark red color, and then sammy peed all over the table. the thought of cleaning that up didn't stop her from fucking the table. she felt the muscles in her stomach clench hard, and she moaned in pleasure at the orgasm. she threw her head back as she groaned loudly with pleasure, even though she knew her mom could hear. she fucked the table with all she hadshe fucked harder and harder as she moaned, and thats when she heard foot steps. her mom walked in just as she let out a shit load of cum.
by pornstarsexgoddess November 03, 2009
when a guy or girl craves sex or sexual plessure. girls will massage their clitoris until they are wet, once they are wet the slip their fingers into their pussy and move them up and down, massaging the walls of their pussy, causing them to moan. really horny girls will lick the cum off of their fingers of spread it across their body, particularly their tits so they get hard. guys will stroke their dick starting from the head of the dick and down the shaft. they will begin to go faster and faster and faster sending them into orgasm.
girl:(rubs her clit)mmm, that feels good! (she becomes wet and slips her fingers into her pussy massaging it.)mmmmm, thats so nice, it makes me want sex. im so horny!
guy:(squeezes/rubs his shaft)god damnnn, this makes me so horny! i need a girl, i need to sit back and enjoy this without me doing all the work!
by wethornygirl1234 April 13, 2009
The feeling I get when I read Urban Dictionary.
peekaboo? Haha! *shifts in seat*

"Dude! Did you read the definition for 'porcupine'?"
"Yeah Dude, now I'm horny!"
by Vampire Hedgehog August 16, 2008
when you are really turned on and all you want to do is fuck or masturbate like if youre reading this chances are you are pretty horny, so here is something to jerk off too
jake was walking through the dark,crowded club when he saw her; dressed in thigh high leather boots, a tight miniskirt and black lacy bra, he got horny just looking at her. he started to make his way over to her and the ended up meeting on the dance floor, grinding against each other. jake could feel her ass against his cock and got a massive boner. the girl felt it too and pressed her ass against him as hard as she could, it was so big all she wanted was it inside of her. they were in the corner of the club, he slipped two fingers inside her pussy and she moaned, so he slid them in out in out untill she way crying for more. they made their way into the toilets then he forced her up against the wall, pushed her to her knees and she sucked him off, with his hands on the back off her head forcing her to take him deeper. just as he was about to cum she started to gag, he was that deep. he pulled out and pulled her into a stall. The he started to finger her again under her skirt untill she was screaming "fuck me!!" he made her get on her hands and knees then he shoved his 10" cock up her ass so she could feel his balls with every thrust, it felt so good. he bum-fucked her until she came, then made her stand up and pressed her against the wall. He rammed his dripping cock up into her tight pussy as hard as he could, over and over untill finally he came, covering her in his cum. She got on her knees and licked up every drop.
by bigboy67 April 15, 2011

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