Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003
When you get sexually aroused. The man gets an erection, and the woman gets wet.
Sarah and Jay were standing close in the kitchen, her arms wrapped round his neck, his hands creased on her arse. She felt her clit starting to throb, getting horny as Jay ripped off her clothing with his teeth, instantly spreading her thighs, rubbing his hands up and down. He glided his massive, hard cock along the base of her pussy, to her clit, causing her body to tingle and to bite her lip. Sarah pleaded for him to ram it in as he used the tip of his cock to tease her. Finally, he slipped all 12" in, she instantly flinched and flung her head back. Groaning, she used her middle and index finger to massage her clit. She felt Jay getting harder and faster, rapidly pounding fuck out her, moving in closer to ram his dick in deeper. She heard him grunting as he held her legs open. He moved his head down to Sarah's tits, his tongue escaping, gliding up and down her cleavage. His long tongue crept to her hard nipples and he nibbled on them, swirling his tongue round. She gasped for air. The vibration made the pleasure more enjoyable, still creating an amazing vibe on her clit. "OOHHHH!!!! YES! THATS IT! FUCK ME HARD YOU ANIMAL! FASTER! FASTER! OHHHH GOD! YES! HARDER!" She screamed as she reached an orgasm at the same time as Jay. After long, amazing, sex, he gave a last thrust, grunting a little more. Releasing his cock, he squirted out a last bit of jizz, splashing to the floor. She give her clit a last rub, throbbing, amazing pleasure exploring her body.
by hornyplayboybunny December 07, 2011
when you are really turned on and all you want to do is fuck or masturbate like if youre reading this chances are you are pretty horny, so here is something to jerk off too
jake was walking through the dark,crowded club when he saw her; dressed in thigh high leather boots, a tight miniskirt and black lacy bra, he got horny just looking at her. he started to make his way over to her and the ended up meeting on the dance floor, grinding against each other. jake could feel her ass against his cock and got a massive boner. the girl felt it too and pressed her ass against him as hard as she could, it was so big all she wanted was it inside of her. they were in the corner of the club, he slipped two fingers inside her pussy and she moaned, so he slid them in out in out untill she way crying for more. they made their way into the toilets then he forced her up against the wall, pushed her to her knees and she sucked him off, with his hands on the back off her head forcing her to take him deeper. just as he was about to cum she started to gag, he was that deep. he pulled out and pulled her into a stall. The he started to finger her again under her skirt untill she was screaming "fuck me!!" he made her get on her hands and knees then he shoved his 10" cock up her ass so she could feel his balls with every thrust, it felt so good. he bum-fucked her until she came, then made her stand up and pressed her against the wall. He rammed his dripping cock up into her tight pussy as hard as he could, over and over untill finally he came, covering her in his cum. She got on her knees and licked up every drop.
by bigboy67 April 15, 2011
when a guy or girl craves sex or sexual plessure. girls will massage their clitoris until they are wet, once they are wet the slip their fingers into their pussy and move them up and down, massaging the walls of their pussy, causing them to moan. really horny girls will lick the cum off of their fingers of spread it across their body, particularly their tits so they get hard. guys will stroke their dick starting from the head of the dick and down the shaft. they will begin to go faster and faster and faster sending them into orgasm.
girl:(rubs her clit)mmm, that feels good! (she becomes wet and slips her fingers into her pussy massaging it.)mmmmm, thats so nice, it makes me want sex. im so horny!
guy:(squeezes/rubs his shaft)god damnnn, this makes me so horny! i need a girl, i need to sit back and enjoy this without me doing all the work!
by wethornygirl1234 April 13, 2009
The desire to have sex

Probably what your feeling if your looking up the definition for horny like I do
One day jane's brother had a friend over. Just looking at him made her horny so she went into her bathroom and turned the shower on. She spread her legs and let the water rush into her pussy, giving her multiple orgasms. It felt so great that she couldn't help but moan and scream with pleasure. Her brothers friend john walked in and noticed what she was doing. But she didn't care she was enjoying herself too much. John shut the door and locked it, then turned around to look at jane again. Suddenly he stripped down to nothing and jane saw his 9" cock sticking straight up. She jumped out of the shower and gave him the best head he could ever imagine!! He pulled his cock out of her mouth just in time to give her a full on facial..then he turned her over and made her get on her hands and knees. He shoved his cock into her ass and fingered her at the same time. Jane was in heaven...she was having orgasms left and right and couldn't help but moan over and over again bc he was touching all the right spots. He turned her around again and they had sex in missionary position. He fucked her hard over and over again. He came inside her and they were so exhausted and full of pleasure that they got in the shower and did 69 standing until they were pruned up from the shower. They washed up, got out and "met up" everynight after that.
by hornyasamofo June 07, 2010
When a person really wants to have sex.
A man's dicks get hard
A woman's pussy gets wet
I was bored and my rents were out of town so I called up my boyfreind the QB for th football team and told him how horny I was after looking at all the deffinitions on Urban Dictionary. He rushed over I waited for him in black lace thongs and bra. He quickly tore off both our clothes. I gave him a blow job and then he started to eat me out. After I had an orgasam he stuck his long hard cock into me. I fliped him over and was on top I was thrusting so hard and the orgasam felt so good. He called up his football buddies and they brang over their girlfriends and we had a big orgy. After they all left we went into a 69 and fell asleep after a while. That was the best day ever!
adj. a build up of male/female hormones because of the absence of sexual activity. Varies from person to person.
Having been at sea six months, the sailors were horny when they docked at Norfolk.

It is rare for a street 'ho' to be horny.
by Richard Black April 20, 2005
To begin, for those of you who don't know, the word horny stems from Greek myth. The Minotaur was a creature that was half-man and half-bull, existing without a female counterpart and as a complete slave to its own passions. This creature had bull-like horns on his head, hence 'horny'. But that's besides the point.

I hate the word horny because it sounds like a joke, and the feeling it is describing is anything but funny. If you think feeling sexual is funny then there is something seriously wrong with you. Horny sounds like a stupid oaf of a frat boy trying to make himself feel better about the fact that he hasn’t gotten laid in 6 months and that he masturbates 4 times a day as compensation. When you feel ‘horny’ – it’s really the only word for it – the feeling is not like a joke and does not exist like it does on white people sitcoms and teen movies. It’s like a surge of sexuality and life and need. Or maybe that’s just me, or maybe all those people who actively use the word horny are just too stupid to realize what’s wrong with it.
"Fuck man, I'm so drunk and horny."
by streets November 10, 2004

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