Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003
to be sexually aroused
ex.
I was in my apartment with my friend steph. We were going to watch a movie she brought over. she put the movie in and hit play, i was expecting a chick flick, however, it was a porno movie that was in the wrong case. i went to stop it and then steph said no please keep it on so i did. i was so turned on watching it and she could see how much it was turning me on my 12" penis was making a bulge in my pants and i saw her looking. without saying anything she looked at me and then jumped on top of me kissing my lips massaging her tongue with mine. i then slid my head to her neck and began sucking and biting i moved up to her ear and whispered very softly for her to take my pants off and then i nibbled her ear driving her wild. she took my shirt off revealing my rock solid abs and i took her shirt off showing her leopard print bra and her 34C breasts.her boobs were jumping out of her bra so i slowly sexually removed her bra with my teeth. she decided she was then going to do as i asked and remove my pants. she took my zipper in her teeth and slid it down while unbottening them she slid them down slowly. i was so horny and i couldnt take my eyes off her huge breasts. i was sitting on the sofa with my boxers on and she walked to the kitchen and when she came back she was completely naked and her vagina was covered in whip cream.
i was so excited i got up and licked every last bit of whip cream off and ate her out til she orgasmed i then groped her breasts and placed my face in between them and then sucked her nipples. meanwhile she had her hands down my boxers tickling my balls and playing with my long penis.It felt so good i didnt know how to deal with the pleasure.she then started to bend down and pulled my boxers with her so i was naked. i took her head with my hands and moved it towards my penis. she then licked the sides of my penis and licked circles around the tip of my penis and moved all the way back while simutaneously massaging my balls. she did this for an hour until i had orgasmed 15 times. i then layed down with my legs spread and she knealed between my legs and took my fully erect penis in her mouth and deep throated grabbing my balls to push my penis in deeper. i then orgasmed and flipped over so i was on top i slid my penis into her and played with her clitoris with my finger driving her crazy. she climaxed and was having the longest orgasm ever. she was so pleased and so was i. we continued to have sex for an hour. then got dressed because she had to be home. as she was leaving she kissed me and put both her hands down my pants and played with my penis as i put my hands down her pants and squeezed her butt. she turned me on again and she decided to stay overnight. we had oral sex and sex all night long.... im so horny
by bigcock12'' October 06, 2009
when a girl/guy makes the other feel like they wanna have sex. check the real life situation below.
I was massaging his dick until he got really hard and kept moaning, i couldn't stop though so I gave him a blow. Then he fingered me and I started going oohhh ahh again and then we both had sex. OOOhhhh it was 1 fucking to remember cuz his dick was s o hard from being so horny!!!
by Lafawnda March 19, 2005
When you need some now. Settled by masterbating or sex
One day this hot girl texted her crush as a truth or dare prank at a sleepover saying "I'm so wet and horny" he didn't get the text for a whole day. The girls friends left by then. Her crush was over in an instent as soon as he read the text. The door rang and there he was. In his boxers. "hey sexy. Can I fix that problom of yours" she nodded. Then led him to her parents bed. Parents were out for a week. He layed her down. And kissed her. The girl quickly unbuttoned her shirt showing that she was wearing a lacy bra double d cups. The guy uncliped her bra "let's she those babe" and she slides down his boxers reveling his 9" cock And then she removes her skirt. And he starts kissing faster with more tounge. He removes her thong. And kisses her dripping wet pussy just making her more horny. And she makes it easier by placeing her legs over his shoulders and knocking him down so he has no choice but to eat her out. Then to return the pleasure she gets up and has him stand. Kneels down and gives him the best BJ the guy ever had. He sucked on his dick so much he almost cummed but resisted. "Im gunna cum let me in" she lays him back down. And she jumps on him. "ur welcome to come on in" he smiles and rolls her under him. Then puts his cock in her really slowly. He wanted to pleasure her so much. The slowness was so tormenting to her. She wanted him to go faster. But she waited. He slowly penetrated her. In and out in and out. "I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE.YOUR TO GOOD AT THIS. GO FASTER. FASTER." as she said that he smirked and did as he was told. Faster and faster. She hit an organism and screamed. "AHHHHH OH GOSH. KEEP GOING" he cummed and so did she. And she hit another organism when he found her g-spot and played around with it with his dick. He leaned up toward her boobs and sucked them. By then she was still dripping wet. She masterbated in front of him. Giving herself an organism. Which only made the guy more horny and was super stiff again. So he fucked her even more. She had once more another organism and the guy said "damn it's so easy to please you. How many more are you gunna have" "you tell me" she said the rolled over so she was on top and rode his stick. After a few more hours of fucking the guys dick fell back down. And they got dressed desiding to do it again tommorrow. This time they called you. You and the guy and girl had a threesum together

If your a girl-the guy took turns fucking you and the other girl. And you lay in a triangle. You gave the guy a blow job and the guy ate the girl out and the girl ate you out. You hit an organism and screamed. And you sucked the guys dick so much you almost chocked on his sperm and his dick halfway down your throat. The girl licked all over your bright pink pussy. She played around with it a lot. Then it felt like she was fucking you cuz she shoved her tounge up your hole sticking it in and out as fast as she could

If your a guy- you take turns fucking the girl with the guy. Then you lay in a triangle postion and the girl gives you a blow job while you give the guy a blow job and the guy eats the girl out. She suck his dick so well he cums. And you love the taste. And you cum from the girl suck your dick for the past hour. By the time you all are done the girls parents bed is covered in cum.

Both(read your gender first): after almost a whole day of fucking everyone get dressed and leaves. And you fuck them every day till her parents come home. Then you fuck everyday at your house
by Everything you'll ever need August 03, 2009
To have a boner, or to be turned on so much that you wanna fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck.
Just read the example...
He was gorgouse, she was sexy as all hell.
They wanted each other. In the motel room she pushed him onto the bed and slowly pulled his pants off. He simply stared at the ceiling and moaned. Having been turned on he had a huge boner, his cock was huge. 11" and dripping with precum. Her tits were swelling seeing his dick. After she pulled his pants and boxers off she threw herself onto his huge cock and titty fucked him. She got into the 69 posttion and started giving him the blowjob of his life. She pumped his cock, slowly but faster and faster, she stuck the tip of her tounge into his hole and he came. she licked up every drop while moaning. He was eating out to perfection. First he had licked around her thighs, getting her wet. Then he had kissed her lips in her vagina and then, he tounge fucked her, making her cum. he smiled and licked up heer sweet cunt. Pleased with himself to be able to pleasure her.
He rolled on top of her, getting out of 69. He turned to french with her, fingering her pussy making her orgasm she broke his kiss to scream with pleasure; "Oh MY GOD, MORE, BABY, YES, YES, YES.. FUCK, YES!!!!! OOOOOHHHH!!!!" She was the most horny she had ever gotten. He stoped fingering her to penertrate her sweet, tight, wet pussy. He humped her faster and faster. "MMMM, O, YES!!!, MORE MORE!!!! YES!!! YES!!!!! AHHHH, OOOOO, MMMMM!!!" he didn't want to cum inside her yet. So he slowed down and went deeper instead of faster. She didnt mind the change. He moaned with satifiaction. She orgasmed, and he pulled out the lick up her cunt. She flipped over, he analed her. He came and went faster and faster, making it pleasing for both of them. She moaned. he stopped. she begged for more "GET INSIDE ME NOW!!!" He smiled and obeyed. after he had his 4th orgasm he started to jackhammer her against the head board.

I can't finish, I HAVE to masterbate
by iHorny October 17, 2009
to be sexually aroused. when you feel like you want sex really badly and probably need to masterbate. i am horny just writing this!
jonny walks into work one day and sees a hot woman at the counter. she says "hey you wanna do it right here right now?" so jonny is really horny right now and automatically agrees becuase he thinks this woman can give him what he wants. so he follows her into the bathroom and she pulls off his shirt and pants. she massages his erected dick. jonny starts out by rubbing her clitoris and sucking her breasts. (this is way better than masterbating! he thinks). she kisses his penis and he moans and she rubs his dick on the shaft and puts it in her mouth and rubs it around. now jonny is really horny and when he cums and she swallows it he knows he is in for a treat. he has kinky sex with her. he puts his dick in her pussy and holds her up and he is thrusting and humping her. she moans in ecstacy. UHH OHH YA UHH UHH OHH! BABE UHH OOO! he is so horny right now that they both get orgasms and they keep going at it. she gives him oral again and rubs his dick so hard and he feels so good and he wants more and more. he puts his dick in her vagina and humps more and more and she starts moaning and groaning and they have sex again and again. each time they get orgasms. i hope you feel as horny as i do when you read this! beucase this makes me want to rub a mans dick and suck it hard and have kinky sex and ohh ahhh...
by newyork April 28, 2007
A girl/boy who is sexually aroused. This real situation below:
For girls: I'm so horny, i wish Davey could lick my pussy right now! He sure knows how to put his tongue in the right spots. Just thinking about it makes me wanna...oh shit...my pussy is really wet now. I need his licking, bad!

For boys: I wish Marianna could suck my dick right now. Hmm...get the balls too. Sucking deep and hard makes me wanna cum (moves hand up and down his dick very fast, and white cum squirts out his dick)

Perfect example!
I'm guessing you're horny, because no one who isn't horny would search horny on urbandictionary. I am right now.

When you're horny, I recommend having sex or masturbating.
It was a Saturday evening, and my boyfriend and I were laying in bed together holding hands. Suddenly, he started kissing me. It was soft at first, but then he lay on top of me and kissed me passionatley. He kissed my neck and began unbuttoning my white blouse and threw it across the room. He massaged my breasts, which made me moan slightly. He carefully unlatched my bra and lay it on the bed, and began sucking on my breasts, which made me really horny. I was moaning louder and louder and began taking his pants off. I took his boxers off and put his dick in my mouth until it was hard. He moaned loudly and rubbed my breasts, then took off my jeans and underwear. He licked my clit and I moaned loudly, and an orgasm shook my body as I screamed with joy. I knew he was just getting warmed up. He took two of his finger and massaged my clit, and with the other hand massaged my breasts and licked them. I felt for his dick and cupped it in my hand, and moved my hand up and down. I felt him cum all over my hand after a few minutes. Then he moaned and squeezed my boobs, and I knew he wanted to get inside of me. I smirked and let him do whatever he wanted to me. He licked my clit and I had another orgasm for almost a minute, screaming. Then finally he put his dick into my vagina and I screamed louder, begging him to fuck me harder. We had sex for three hours.
by awesome person w4474576 December 22, 2010
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