Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003
a term used for both males and females, commonly thought to be more with males however society refuses to realize that females are just as horny as males. to be horney males penis gets an errection, they talk to any 5 or above rated girls for sex for all othe males such as zach or more commonly a ledwith who hasnt gotten any for a while there minimum standards are a as low as a 1 or they dont mind hooking up with girls that thier best friends gotten a blowjob from. for a female to be considered horny which is les commonly used females get a wet vagina and ask usually a person she has already fucked before to come over or if its okay if they hook up in the males basement after both of thier parents go to sleep
For males:
Zach: Yo this is zach aka the ledwith.. i was wondering if we could chill even though u sucked j hart's dick last sunday night im so horny i know i made fun of j hart for hooking up with u but its been a few months since i've seen a girl being that i go to delbarton.

Girl: Ewww get out of here loser i like guys with big dicks

For a Female:

(through text)
Girl: (1:32:12 a.m.) i just got home
Boy: Cool what are u up
Girl: Im kinda tipsy can i come over
Boy: yeah im tipsy to meet me half way and well go in the basement my rents are asleep
Girl: sounds good im leaving now
by Bobby23 March 18, 2007
when your dick is bigger then your big toe
Last time i got this horny is when my 79 year old science teacher bent down right in front of me

male/and/or/female

Are you still high man? no, i'm just horny
by Btothemage December 23, 2007
Thinking about pussy 24/7. You need it so bad you're thinking about asking out that redhead at the gas station with the eye patch and club foot. You buy raw liver to jerk off in, like the guy in Portnoy's Complaint.
I was so horny I said to the corrections officer, "I'll bet you ten bags of coffee I can bust three nuts in five minutes. Time me!"
by oakdaddy May 12, 2006
When I wanna cum, and what I am all the time.
Fuck, I'm horny. I need to cuuuuuuum!
by Melanie :) April 29, 2004
When your dick grows 11 inches after looking at the the hottest in the world. You list wanna slam her like a basketball net all night long.
When you look at Melissa.
by SAM February 15, 2004
wenn u just wanna jump some1s bones so bad u dont care whose watchinn for christs sake its a show GET UR POPCORN PPL CUZ IM HORNYY
take me home and do me...or we could just skip the take me home part and do it rite here
by tiffanyy January 20, 2005
when guys look at naked women or sex to make them feel like they just did in a girl.

when girls look at naked men or sex or lesbians to make them feel like they just need to fuck and fuck and fuck
Guys: man Sam got this awsome pic of Pamala A. naked. man i'm so fuckin' horny.

Girls: hey, Jessie i just got some cool porn wanna see. it makes me horny just thinking about it.
by S.L.I. Fox August 12, 2005

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